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CP9Desu
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Posts: 1254
Registered: 6-11-2007
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Worst status updates youve read?
\"CP9 Des\"
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wrighty
Boycott
Posts: 10842
Registered: 10-3-2005
Location: Cesspit
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Mood: $$$ BITCH $$$
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We're talking Facebook right?
I can't remember any bad ones, but the best one I read recently would have to be: "Pain is just weakness leaving the body".
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honkylips
custom status eligible
Posts: 5682
Registered: 25-12-2005
Location: st kilda rd near nevs place
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i know a girl whos friends always change hers to( or at least i think/hope its them) " just took a big slimey shit"
and now thats all i can think of when i see her
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Sqwire
Thats what she said
Posts: 6892
Registered: 24-12-2005
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Mood: mood-less.
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"Is thinking about heading to the train tracks and ending it all"
Fucking emo cunts.
Originally posted by Tags...
i got batted once by a friend who was handicapped.. i was one of the only people who would hang out with him.. and he only had a few years left to
live.. he had a rare disease which made all his skin wrinkled and he was aging backwards. most people were irked by him.. but i hung with him mostly
coz i felt sorry for him at the time..
one day we were playing cricket.. and out of nowhere he struck me right across the jaw and king hit me with the bat.. then he ran off never saw him
again..
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amatures
Chimay addict
Posts: 5252
Registered: 7-7-2009
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sqwire
"Is thinking about heading to the train tracks and ending it all"
Fucking emo cunts. |
be classic if simultaneously everyone changed their status to DO IT
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Infern07
custom status eligible
Posts: 4605
Registered: 17-3-2006
Location: Cranbourne
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Mood: Redhot
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"is going to make my toilet feel violated and used"
Enter the 36 chambers of Mi Goreng, the noodles of shaolin.
hardcore shit fetish pig sty gaping squirt porn
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molonskee
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOG!
Posts: 7790
Registered: 20-1-2006
Location: Burmese Jungle
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Mood: Feefs
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sqwire
"Is thinking about heading to the train tracks and ending it all"
Fucking emo cunts. |
this stupid bitch that i knew from back in the day always makes ones like "guess how many messages i send per day on my blackberry", "i seriously
think they could make a movie out of my life!"
about a month ago her status was "i think im just going to go straight to the westgate right now and jumping off". 6 people clicked 'like' within the
first 10 minutes or so.
[Edited on 28-9-2009 by molonskee]
www.dftc.com.au
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Bris06
Oz Hip Hop Member
Posts: 860
Registered: 6-1-2006
Location: Boomtown
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Mood: Maaad cunt
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http://www.lamebook.com
[Edited on 1-10-2009 by Bris06]
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XaErO
R.A.P. G.A.M.E.
Posts: 10000
Registered: 9-6-2003
Location: Ocean.
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Mood: Busy being dope!!!
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i hate the emo status
RHYMERS. AGAINST. PHONEY. GANGSTERISM. AND. MAINSTREAM. EVIL.
I crank up lyrical flows, spit spats, what\'s that
The pattern records, don\'t touch the DATs, yo
Check out the pro skills, medic fulfills
Contact react to style I\'m back you lack
Channels and handles, Automator\'s on the panels
Turnin knobs you slobs suckers like Baskin Robs
Carvel don\'t tell your whole crew is ice cream fudge
Rappers that budge, makin moves step in grooves
And ride the pace like at thirty-three dark shades
Now you seein me
Rap moves on to the year three thousand
http://www.legendarymusic.net
^^^^^^
CHECK IT OUT YO!!!!
www.villagevoice.com/music/0645,westhoff,74946,22.html <--- Dope MF Grimm article!!!
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SECTION 31
Article 14
Posts: 5480
Registered: 3-11-2002
Location: Alpha Quadrant
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mine currently reads,
"worst thread ever"
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leapyear
MTCOTFMP
Posts: 7525
Registered: 6-3-2006
Location: in pressed silk
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Mood: since breast milk
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any time certain cunts post some shit about their kid. hey dickheads, nobody gives a fuck about your kid except you. Or worse, posting how they are
soooo exhausted because little benjamin was up all night with a cough. then all these other fuckwits chime in with 'oh you poor thing, hope you're
both ok'. attention seeking fucks breeding attention seeking fucks.
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Belle Hoppa
aka Serenasage
Posts: 6761
Registered: 23-2-2004
Location: utopia
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Mood: back in ohh's comforting embrace once again.
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i made the mistake once of whining about something and i got a million messages asking if i was ok, never again.
[quote][i]Originally posted by REZ_Erection[/i]
its old and boring.... a bit like me really....
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Boardem
Oz Hip Hop Member
Posts: 326
Registered: 6-2-2007
Location: Melbourne
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| Quote: | Originally posted by leapyear
any time certain cunts post some shit about their kid. hey dickheads, nobody gives a fuck about your kid except you. Or worse, posting how they are
soooo exhausted because little benjamin was up all night with a cough. then all these other fuckwits chime in with 'oh you poor thing, hope you're
both ok'. attention seeking fucks breeding attention seeking fucks. |
Quite easily the worst, surely they must know they're attention seeking? shits me.
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Sqwire
Thats what she said
Posts: 6892
Registered: 24-12-2005
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Mood: mood-less.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by This_just_in
Okay so I know this girl from Brisbane (she used to go out with a mate of mine several years ago now - and USED to be hot/considerably attractive).
Since those days she has gone on to become one of the most cock hungry fame whores I've ever encountered, either in real life or fiction. She has
recently decided Brisbane isn't cool enough for her so she's embarked on a relocation to Sydney. Here are just some of the frustratingly
ego-obsessed, shallow musings she has posted in the last week or so (then just consider that the theme/colour of these never change - they just go
back to when she first created an account).
These are from most recent to oldest over just over a week - clearly she never posts anything that isn't about being a fame junkie or meeting
celebrities. It's fucking reprehensible.
"Ok done the road trip... Had drinks with Josh hartnett now to find a sweeeet inner city pad!!!"
5 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Is on her way to meet Josh hartnett!!!"
10 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like / Unlike · View Feedback (4)Hide Feedback (4)
"Is sydney."
Yesterday at 7:45pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Brisbane it's been real but we need to break up!! Thanks for the farewell smoke screen... Don't call me I'll call you"
Sun at 12:04am via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Dust storm enters and Bianca says fuck you very much parklife and Brisbane. Peace out!!"
Sat at 8:16pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"This years parklife is a joke!!! Shit sound shit crowd shit set up!! Lucky got free tickets"
Sat at 5:32pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Chillin in VIP at parklife yew!!!"
Sat at 2:18pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Never been as star struck before meeting spindarella from salt n pepper last night!!! What a night x"
September 23 at 1:27pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Going to beyonce tonight. Good times, good times!"
September 20 at 3:57pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like |
Does she expect people to believe that she met josh hartnet?
Originally posted by Tags...
i got batted once by a friend who was handicapped.. i was one of the only people who would hang out with him.. and he only had a few years left to
live.. he had a rare disease which made all his skin wrinkled and he was aging backwards. most people were irked by him.. but i hung with him mostly
coz i felt sorry for him at the time..
one day we were playing cricket.. and out of nowhere he struck me right across the jaw and king hit me with the bat.. then he ran off never saw him
again..
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coasty
wir haben ein subway schon
Posts: 847
Registered: 11-9-2007
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if you were unfortunate enough to meet the faggot, would you actually bother telling anybody?
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spieone
Oz Hip Hop Member
Posts: 303
Registered: 14-12-2007
Location: earth
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Mood: GANKED HARD...
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Infern07
"is going to make my toilet feel violated and used" |
Love this one thoe  HE HE just done one me self....
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This_just_in
The white Connie Chung
Posts: 14183
Registered: 13-5-2005
Location: News desk
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Mood: @JustinP84
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^^ Hahaha. Same and same.
And this news just at hand / Sorry for not trying to change the world through raw urban expressionism and thoughtful upliftment, but sometimes you
just have to write a track about throwing shit at cunts / P.S. RIP Alan. Your casual gait, and sensible yet stylish taste in shorts and long socks
will be missed by all / In my youth, I wouldn\'t have predicted that the high point of my adult life would be exposure to a t-shirt depicting
Putin as a unicorn. But here we are./ Got half you blokes laughing at me, other half starting on me, julie wanting me money, i mean jesus whats the
point of even being straight i mays well just choof drink snort what ev / Gotta thank those vikings and all those years of gene mixing thanks to
pillaging and rape...both get a bad rap in these modern times but look what it brought us / All you swag fuckheads need to stop putting out mixtapes,
pretending to be people anyone gives a fuck about, donate your cool hats/hoody and kicks combos to the salvos and shut your fucking cuntholes / I felt
a bit dirty finger banging her right there infront of family but im pd so i said fuck that shit and kept going / Whilst u morons are trolling us old
geeks were balls deep in you young gf's anus. lenses all fogged up and sht. Weezing.
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ChanceWaters
Artist formerly known as Phatchance
Posts: 7598
Registered: 24-3-2004
Location: Interwebz
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| Quote: | Originally posted by This_just_in
Okay so I know this girl from Brisbane (she used to go out with a mate of mine several years ago now - and USED to be hot/considerably attractive).
Since those days she has gone on to become one of the most cock hungry fame whores I've ever encountered, either in real life or fiction. She has
recently decided Brisbane isn't cool enough for her so she's embarked on a relocation to Sydney. Here are just some of the frustratingly
ego-obsessed, shallow musings she has posted in the last week or so (then just consider that the theme/colour of these never change - they just go
back to when she first created an account).
These are from most recent to oldest over just over a week - clearly she never posts anything that isn't about being a fame junkie or meeting
celebrities. It's fucking reprehensible.
"Ok done the road trip... Had drinks with Josh hartnett now to find a sweeeet inner city pad!!!"
5 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Is on her way to meet Josh hartnett!!!"
10 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like / Unlike · View Feedback (4)Hide Feedback (4)
"Is sydney."
Yesterday at 7:45pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Brisbane it's been real but we need to break up!! Thanks for the farewell smoke screen... Don't call me I'll call you"
Sun at 12:04am via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Dust storm enters and Bianca says fuck you very much parklife and Brisbane. Peace out!!"
Sat at 8:16pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"This years parklife is a joke!!! Shit sound shit crowd shit set up!! Lucky got free tickets"
Sat at 5:32pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Chillin in VIP at parklife yew!!!"
Sat at 2:18pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Never been as star struck before meeting spindarella from salt n pepper last night!!! What a night x"
September 23 at 1:27pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Going to beyonce tonight. Good times, good times!"
September 20 at 3:57pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like |
Ugh
www.chancewaters.com
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HesGloomy
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who?
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Sqwire
Thats what she said
Posts: 6892
Registered: 24-12-2005
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Mood: mood-less.
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Worst one ive seen this morning:
"is fukin board as ne1 got $20"
Originally posted by Tags...
i got batted once by a friend who was handicapped.. i was one of the only people who would hang out with him.. and he only had a few years left to
live.. he had a rare disease which made all his skin wrinkled and he was aging backwards. most people were irked by him.. but i hung with him mostly
coz i felt sorry for him at the time..
one day we were playing cricket.. and out of nowhere he struck me right across the jaw and king hit me with the bat.. then he ran off never saw him
again..
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PhayceNawth
Fresh Cunt
Posts: 1992
Registered: 3-8-2004
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| Quote: | Originally posted by leapyear
any time certain cunts post some shit about their kid. hey dickheads, nobody gives a fuck about your kid except you. Or worse, posting how they are
soooo exhausted because little benjamin was up all night with a cough. then all these other fuckwits chime in with 'oh you poor thing, hope you're
both ok'. attention seeking fucks breeding attention seeking fucks. |
Ahh fuck those people.
Maybe if you could close your manky-ass legs you wouldn't have this problem cunt.
Hope you enjoyed your last night out on the breezers.
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honkylips
custom status eligible
Posts: 5682
Registered: 25-12-2005
Location: st kilda rd near nevs place
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anything associated with drugs is fucking horrible, worst i've seen was from some metro faggot on his hipster iphone posting "PANGIN AS" on saturday,
no doubt at prince rinsing his v neck of cum.
and now your deleted.
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Headlock
POWERFUCK
Posts: 16338
Registered: 17-10-2002
Location: Adelaide
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| Quote: | Originally posted by PhayceNawth
| Quote: | Originally posted by leapyear
any time certain cunts post some shit about their kid. hey dickheads, nobody gives a fuck about your kid except you. Or worse, posting how they are
soooo exhausted because little benjamin was up all night with a cough. then all these other fuckwits chime in with 'oh you poor thing, hope you're
both ok'. attention seeking fucks breeding attention seeking fucks. |
Ahh fuck those people.
Maybe if you could close your manky-ass legs you wouldn't have this problem cunt.
Hope you enjoyed your last night out on the breezers. |
haha.
i too hate the child updates.
that fucking status field has is a real temptation to whinge about shit that isn't worth whinging about in real life though.
http://wolfshirtextremist.wordpress.com
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RIP Sloth.
RIP Hunter.
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NewSense
gweilo pimp
Posts: 4174
Registered: 21-10-2002
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Micro-Blogging is so last year
www.myspace.com/ciecmatenewsense
www.myspace.com/newsenseone
www.myspace.com/brokentoothentertainment
www.myspace.com/writersblockact
www.brokentoothentertainment.com.au
www.youtube.com/brokentoothent
Stoney Soprano Vol 1:
http://rapidshare.com/files/126950978/Stoney_Soprano_VOL_1_.mp3
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leezy
Oz Hip Hop Member
Posts: 219
Registered: 4-12-2008
Location: Sheffield pal
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Had this about 8 times this week.
FACEBOOK EXPERIMENT- if you are reading this, whether we do or don't speak often, please post a comment of your first memory of me. When finished,
paste this paragraph into your own status and see what happens. You'll be surprised what people remember about you. Was tempted for one to say I met
her when she was cheating on her boyfriend as she added me straight away after my mate fucked her, dirty skank.
I kind of liked this one; thinks Luke Steele is a very strange man after seeing Empire of the Sun perform at Parklife. She also thinks that she's so
glad she's not a 18-22 year old girl looking for a partner because young men that age all dress like women now or the...y wear those hideous tight
denim jeans with those white canvas shoes.Read more.....comment metro haircuts.shave yer head,man up.actually i think quite a few of them do want
to man up if you catch my drift.
Every second day with this one, and she's a stripper too. Friend = A person whom one knows, likes and trusts. A person with whom one is allied in a
struggle or cause; a comrade. ♥ Thanks I had forgotten from Saturday, and there's her retarded stripper friends comments
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