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Rather_Dubious
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yeh i hate the kid ones, save the personal updates for twitter, eg - john smith is now eating a sandwich, john smith is plucking his eyebrows, and so
on and so on, fuck that shit
\"fuck scubar, fuck the lounge, fuck the laundry\"
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pixiLL
Oz Hip Hop Member
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Location: In the kitchen where all good women should be.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by This_just_in
Okay so I know this girl from Brisbane (she used to go out with a mate of mine several years ago now - and USED to be hot/considerably attractive).
Since those days she has gone on to become one of the most cock hungry fame whores I've ever encountered, either in real life or fiction. She has
recently decided Brisbane isn't cool enough for her so she's embarked on a relocation to Sydney. Here are just some of the frustratingly
ego-obsessed, shallow musings she has posted in the last week or so (then just consider that the theme/colour of these never change - they just go
back to when she first created an account).
These are from most recent to oldest over just over a week - clearly she never posts anything that isn't about being a fame junkie or meeting
celebrities. It's fucking reprehensible.
"Ok done the road trip... Had drinks with Josh hartnett now to find a sweeeet inner city pad!!!"
5 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Is on her way to meet Josh hartnett!!!"
10 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like / Unlike · View Feedback (4)Hide Feedback (4)
"Is sydney."
Yesterday at 7:45pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Brisbane it's been real but we need to break up!! Thanks for the farewell smoke screen... Don't call me I'll call you"
Sun at 12:04am via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Dust storm enters and Bianca says fuck you very much parklife and Brisbane. Peace out!!"
Sat at 8:16pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"This years parklife is a joke!!! Shit sound shit crowd shit set up!! Lucky got free tickets"
Sat at 5:32pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Chillin in VIP at parklife yew!!!"
Sat at 2:18pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Never been as star struck before meeting spindarella from salt n pepper last night!!! What a night x"
September 23 at 1:27pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Going to beyonce tonight. Good times, good times!"
September 20 at 3:57pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like |
Pretty sure i know who this is. haha.
www.myspace.com/pixill
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XaErO
R.A.P. G.A.M.E.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by pixiLL
| Quote: | Originally posted by This_just_in
Okay so I know this girl from Brisbane (she used to go out with a mate of mine several years ago now - and USED to be hot/considerably attractive).
Since those days she has gone on to become one of the most cock hungry fame whores I've ever encountered, either in real life or fiction. She has
recently decided Brisbane isn't cool enough for her so she's embarked on a relocation to Sydney. Here are just some of the frustratingly
ego-obsessed, shallow musings she has posted in the last week or so (then just consider that the theme/colour of these never change - they just go
back to when she first created an account).
These are from most recent to oldest over just over a week - clearly she never posts anything that isn't about being a fame junkie or meeting
celebrities. It's fucking reprehensible.
"Ok done the road trip... Had drinks with Josh hartnett now to find a sweeeet inner city pad!!!"
5 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Is on her way to meet Josh hartnett!!!"
10 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like / Unlike · View Feedback (4)Hide Feedback (4)
"Is sydney."
Yesterday at 7:45pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Brisbane it's been real but we need to break up!! Thanks for the farewell smoke screen... Don't call me I'll call you"
Sun at 12:04am via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Dust storm enters and Bianca says fuck you very much parklife and Brisbane. Peace out!!"
Sat at 8:16pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"This years parklife is a joke!!! Shit sound shit crowd shit set up!! Lucky got free tickets"
Sat at 5:32pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Chillin in VIP at parklife yew!!!"
Sat at 2:18pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Never been as star struck before meeting spindarella from salt n pepper last night!!! What a night x"
September 23 at 1:27pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like
"Going to beyonce tonight. Good times, good times!"
September 20 at 3:57pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like |
Pretty sure i know who this is. haha. |
who is it so we can go around and smash their iphone
RHYMERS. AGAINST. PHONEY. GANGSTERISM. AND. MAINSTREAM. EVIL.
I crank up lyrical flows, spit spats, what\'s that
The pattern records, don\'t touch the DATs, yo
Check out the pro skills, medic fulfills
Contact react to style I\'m back you lack
Channels and handles, Automator\'s on the panels
Turnin knobs you slobs suckers like Baskin Robs
Carvel don\'t tell your whole crew is ice cream fudge
Rappers that budge, makin moves step in grooves
And ride the pace like at thirty-three dark shades
Now you seein me
Rap moves on to the year three thousand
http://www.legendarymusic.net
^^^^^^
CHECK IT OUT YO!!!!
www.villagevoice.com/music/0645,westhoff,74946,22.html <--- Dope MF Grimm article!!!
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TheBalwynBomber
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anyone on facebook is a homo. your homos laughing at other homos but you dont know your homo.
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amatures
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what he said
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TheBalwynBomber
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right on sarge
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amatures
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thats commissioner to you fuckwit
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TheBalwynBomber
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ahh so u got that promotion after all!
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amatures
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took a while tho
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TheBalwynBomber
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keep outta balwyn mate
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Rather_Dubious
Oz Hip Hop Member
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yeah, cos u might get bombed
\"fuck scubar, fuck the lounge, fuck the laundry\"
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TheBalwynBomber
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shits rough at night mate
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amatures
Chimay addict
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I hear tooraks rougher
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pixiLL
Oz Hip Hop Member
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Registered: 22-1-2006
Location: In the kitchen where all good women should be.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by This_just_in
Pretty sure you do too
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yep. just got home and confirmed.
at least my status updates are lame enough not to be posted on ozhh forums.
www.myspace.com/pixill
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Drewins
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I delete people who annoy me with their updates.
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centrelink
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if i had a twitter book my status would read = just got back from bike riding a lap around the city parklands during peak hour traffic
how would that rate on a scale from 1 to 10?
http://kinetic101.blogspot.com/
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hairlip
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"' Off to get my burger waxed. WOOP WOOP'" From some girl in my home town.
above the rim
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CP9Desu
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what is funny is that each one of your winging posts is probably on par wih the shit status updates.
Im having a good LOL time
\"CP9 Des\"
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CMB
Retirement\'s a hoot
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gilaaa..koq ada ya manusia ky gtu..sdiriny yg mule campurin urusanny k org laen..mlah skrg org laen yg disalain n dituduh..uda beraniny cuma ngaduu
pula..hhhhh...bner2 ngajak ribut..utg aj masi seseorg trdekat dia yg g hargain..sabaaarrr dhe..6 hours ago · Comment · Like
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This_just_in
The white Connie Chung
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| Quote: | Originally posted by CP9Desu
what is funny is that each one of your winging posts is probably on par wih the shit status updates.
Im having a good LOL time |
I've still never actually figured out whether you're a male or a female.
You have a completely genderless mode of communication.
Do you have a penis or a vagina?
And this news just at hand / Sorry for not trying to change the world through raw urban expressionism and thoughtful upliftment, but sometimes you
just have to write a track about throwing shit at cunts / P.S. RIP Alan. Your casual gait, and sensible yet stylish taste in shorts and long socks
will be missed by all / In my youth, I wouldn\'t have predicted that the high point of my adult life would be exposure to a t-shirt depicting
Putin as a unicorn. But here we are./ Got half you blokes laughing at me, other half starting on me, julie wanting me money, i mean jesus whats the
point of even being straight i mays well just choof drink snort what ev / Gotta thank those vikings and all those years of gene mixing thanks to
pillaging and rape...both get a bad rap in these modern times but look what it brought us / All you swag fuckheads need to stop putting out mixtapes,
pretending to be people anyone gives a fuck about, donate your cool hats/hoody and kicks combos to the salvos and shut your fucking cuntholes / I felt
a bit dirty finger banging her right there infront of family but im pd so i said fuck that shit and kept going / Whilst u morons are trolling us old
geeks were balls deep in you young gf's anus. lenses all fogged up and sht. Weezing.
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megapaul
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I have a chick who keeps talking about her boyfriend or "her man" But every comment in that status are people pointing out that they have broken up
and she needs to accept that. The boring becomes entertaining.
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gerling
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I must stop posting like a drunk 13 year old boy.
I simply must.
[Edited on 30-9-2009 by gerling]
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coasty
wir haben ein subway schon
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is this fame whore from brissy?
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coasty
wir haben ein subway schon
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haha, nothing of the sort, i actually want to see a photo
for some reason i have a clearly defined image in my head of her being a strapless dress wearing, fake tan and hair colour having, champagne swilling,
chilling in expensive joints but no money having northern beaches of sydney dwelling hipster.
prove me wrong
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CP9Desu
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| Quote: | Originally posted by This_just_in
| Quote: | Originally posted by CP9Desu
what is funny is that each one of your winging posts is probably on par wih the shit status updates.
Im having a good LOL time |
I've still never actually figured out whether you're a male or a female.
You have a completely genderless mode of communication.
Do you have a penis or a vagina? |
interesting observation
\"CP9 Des\"
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