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[*] posted on 30-9-2009 at 05:55 PM


HOW CAN SHE PLAY ON THE OCEAN!!!



















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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 05:52 AM


i tried to find phatchance's thread about the racist on facebook but i think it might have been deleted or something, so i'll post it here. it took everything in me to not reply to this... what a retarded bitch, and then there's like 20 comments agreeing with her which just makes it far worse. this moron posts about some huge crisis every single week, i think she has some sort of personality disorder where she needs to make shit up for attention. that's the only reason im not deleting her, cos it's fun to see what sort of traumatic event she's concocted this week, it's pretty much the only reason i go on facebook.

****** ****** says to the thieving black c#$t that tried to steal my rims last nite, I have a shotgun, a shovel and a distinct hatred for abos like u. I doubt anyone would miss u so y not try again tonite? I'll be waiting.

then later in the status comments

I just recieved a pm crapping on about how im a racist. Let me make one thing perfectly clear. Hating abos is not racism. I am accepting of muslims, pakis, chinese and all of the other races that people hate on. I even accept that not all aboriginals are scum hences i refer to them as aboriginals not abos or cunts. But the majority are scum and i will not pretend that i believe different just to appease certain people that believe the need to go around defending the masses. I have been beaten to a pulp for sitting in the same train carriage as boongs. I have had shit stolen and my house has had attempted breakins and yes i have seen them do it. So in answer to the person who sent me that pm, dont try to defend scum to me. The opinion i voiced above was minimal to wat i tuly believe so take your biblical love of all man crap elsewhere.

then some other retard agrees

i fuckin love it.. im with you shan.. i caught them trying to steal my car a few years back at work in pure day light, so i bashed to shit of of the black bastard. they think we as whites owe them, yet they wont work or go to school like the rest of us, so why should we respect them. And if they were smart and stopped trying to steal peoples things... Read More then maybe we wouldnt hate them so much. So the person that sent Shan a pm i think you need to open your eyes and smell the roses. When was the last time you saw an aboriginal going to work.. more than likely never. And go to the train station that Shan was waiting at and tell me how many of them you see just looking for trouble, a fucking shit load. if they want respect from us then they need to respect themselves and live like the rest of us instead of thinking that they own the fucking state and everyone in it.

finally a voice of reason, which is promptly ignored as they go back to their hate.

Criminals don't deserve anyone to stand up for them, they make their own choices and should have to live with them. However, hating and making race-related comments get us nowhere (apart from making the victim of the crime feel a bit better perhaps?). Part of the problem (and I 100% acknowledge there is a problem) with so many aboriginal people is that they are born into very low expectations. I honestly don't believe that I would be the person I am today were I born to under-educated parents who did not care about how I did in school. Also, I don't know how I would handle people making negative, offensive comments and generalizations about my race. The majority of people, regardless or race, do what is expected of them. When so little is expected of aboriginal people (by people of other races and their own), it is little wonder that so many take the path of delinquency and criminality. It is a vicious cycle, one that I make an effort not to contribute to.
I don't mean to diminish what you have been through, Shannon, and I can't pretend that I have experienced the same. Just my 2 cents.


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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 09:07 AM


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Nausea anyone?



"Finished a henessy event tonight... Up at 6am for breakfast function wooo hoo!!! Big things on the horizon!!!"
about an hour ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like

"Everyone add Boon-Dah jeans before they blow up and their friend request button malfunctions!!!!!! Do it, trust me x"
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*dissolves in the acidic rage of extreme hatred.

What an annoying whore, I hope her bumhole starts leaking.




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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 09:40 AM


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Nausea anyone?



"Finished a henessy event tonight... Up at 6am for breakfast function wooo hoo!!! Big things on the horizon!!!"
about an hour ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like

"Everyone add Boon-Dah jeans before they blow up and their friend request button malfunctions!!!!!! Do it, trust me x"
about an hour ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like







*dissolves in the acidic rage of extreme hatred.

What an annoying whore, I hope her bumhole starts leaking.


Haha, she's your problem now gerling. Best of luck with that. Your city is ruined...




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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 10:05 AM


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So the person that sent Shan a pm i think you need to open your eyes and smell the roses.



What a perplexing sensory anomaly!




And this news just at hand / Sorry for not trying to change the world through raw urban expressionism and thoughtful upliftment, but sometimes you just have to write a track about throwing shit at cunts / P.S. RIP Alan. Your casual gait, and sensible yet stylish taste in shorts and long socks will be missed by all / In my youth, I wouldn\'t have predicted that the high point of my adult life would be exposure to a t-shirt depicting Putin as a unicorn. But here we are./ Got half you blokes laughing at me, other half starting on me, julie wanting me money, i mean jesus whats the point of even being straight i mays well just choof drink snort what ev / Gotta thank those vikings and all those years of gene mixing thanks to pillaging and rape...both get a bad rap in these modern times but look what it brought us / All you swag fuckheads need to stop putting out mixtapes, pretending to be people anyone gives a fuck about, donate your cool hats/hoody and kicks combos to the salvos and shut your fucking cuntholes / I felt a bit dirty finger banging her right there infront of family but im pd so i said fuck that shit and kept going / Whilst u morons are trolling us old geeks were balls deep in you young gf's anus. lenses all fogged up and sht. Weezing.
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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 10:48 AM


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Originally posted by This_just_in
Nausea anyone?



"Finished a henessy event tonight... Up at 6am for breakfast function wooo hoo!!! Big things on the horizon!!!"
about an hour ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like

"Everyone add Boon-Dah jeans before they blow up and their friend request button malfunctions!!!!!! Do it, trust me x"
about an hour ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like







*dissolves in the acidic rage of extreme hatred.

What an annoying whore, I hope her bumhole starts leaking.


pretty sure those amazing boon-dah jeans would have some sort of built in cure for leaking bumholes.



p.s. tji, post a pic of this fuckhead
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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 10:50 AM


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Originally posted by gerling
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Originally posted by This_just_in
Nausea anyone?



"Finished a henessy event tonight... Up at 6am for breakfast function wooo hoo!!! Big things on the horizon!!!"
about an hour ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like

"Everyone add Boon-Dah jeans before they blow up and their friend request button malfunctions!!!!!! Do it, trust me x"
about an hour ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like







*dissolves in the acidic rage of extreme hatred.

What an annoying whore, I hope her bumhole starts leaking.


pretty sure those amazing boon-dah jeans would have some sort of built in cure for leaking bumholes.



p.s. tji, post a pic of this fuckhead


Bet she's super hot




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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 10:53 AM


Seriously if you've got some chick that works in PR or media or shit like that, this is par for the course.

OMG IT'S JUST SUCH A FANTASTIC NETWORKING TOOL.

No, you're a fantastic networking tool.
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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 11:53 AM


fuck, we twisted your arm didn't we? That was easy.

I think I have met that slag and given my usual "I'm drunk, I have a wife, all of my friends are better than yours and I never really got into playing with barbie dolls as a kid like the rest of your male friends, so don't talk to me" speech.

It is mindblowing how many of these specimens I cross paths with and don't give a shit about. In 2001 I would've given my left earlobe to give a wench like this a limp, now I just want to break her legs. [/sexist chauvinistic rant]




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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 12:49 PM


ok,

winding this thread down now.....

:baby:




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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 12:56 PM


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HOW CAN SHE PLAY ON THE OCEAN!!!






if you scroll over this pic really fast it kinda looks like a hot chick.




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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 12:58 PM


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Yeah you've gone and lost me there mate...




And this news just at hand / Sorry for not trying to change the world through raw urban expressionism and thoughtful upliftment, but sometimes you just have to write a track about throwing shit at cunts / P.S. RIP Alan. Your casual gait, and sensible yet stylish taste in shorts and long socks will be missed by all / In my youth, I wouldn\'t have predicted that the high point of my adult life would be exposure to a t-shirt depicting Putin as a unicorn. But here we are./ Got half you blokes laughing at me, other half starting on me, julie wanting me money, i mean jesus whats the point of even being straight i mays well just choof drink snort what ev / Gotta thank those vikings and all those years of gene mixing thanks to pillaging and rape...both get a bad rap in these modern times but look what it brought us / All you swag fuckheads need to stop putting out mixtapes, pretending to be people anyone gives a fuck about, donate your cool hats/hoody and kicks combos to the salvos and shut your fucking cuntholes / I felt a bit dirty finger banging her right there infront of family but im pd so i said fuck that shit and kept going / Whilst u morons are trolling us old geeks were balls deep in you young gf's anus. lenses all fogged up and sht. Weezing.
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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 03:34 PM


Aha well played.



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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 04:20 PM


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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 04:25 PM


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HOW CAN SHE PLAY ON THE OCEAN!!!






if you scroll over this pic really fast it kinda looks like a hot chick.



italics on the "really" isn't enough to justify not putting a 'no homo' disclaimer there twiggy.

should've bolded and sized that shit.
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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 04:27 PM


I'm so glad she has so many Justins in her friend list. Haha.

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And this news just at hand / Sorry for not trying to change the world through raw urban expressionism and thoughtful upliftment, but sometimes you just have to write a track about throwing shit at cunts / P.S. RIP Alan. Your casual gait, and sensible yet stylish taste in shorts and long socks will be missed by all / In my youth, I wouldn\'t have predicted that the high point of my adult life would be exposure to a t-shirt depicting Putin as a unicorn. But here we are./ Got half you blokes laughing at me, other half starting on me, julie wanting me money, i mean jesus whats the point of even being straight i mays well just choof drink snort what ev / Gotta thank those vikings and all those years of gene mixing thanks to pillaging and rape...both get a bad rap in these modern times but look what it brought us / All you swag fuckheads need to stop putting out mixtapes, pretending to be people anyone gives a fuck about, donate your cool hats/hoody and kicks combos to the salvos and shut your fucking cuntholes / I felt a bit dirty finger banging her right there infront of family but im pd so i said fuck that shit and kept going / Whilst u morons are trolling us old geeks were balls deep in you young gf's anus. lenses all fogged up and sht. Weezing.
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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 04:47 PM


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She then (and this is a substantiated fact) sucked the dick of the guy in charge of hiring a hostess for "exclusive" Brisbane club ****, and so then started taking photos of herself with movie stars and musicians when they would come in (on an almost weekly basis).




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So, what does she do? Instead of holding on to any shred of dignity she may have still had, she applied for the OTHER new "exclusive" club, *********, which was then hiring for its pending opening, and LIED to them and said that she was still working there but that she was tired of **** and wanted something more exciting/alluring etc.



I was going to come in here and be all like 'Oh, she must have worked at Zuri" until you let it slip here


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Long story short, she didn't get the job, because someone I know tipped them off to that she was actually fired from Zuri for doing a shit job in the first place.


But yeh, I'm guessing the other joint is Cloudland

Which is not surprising, as they are both the wankiest joints in the Valley
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[*] posted on 1-10-2009 at 09:48 PM


That is pretty fucking bad.



And this news just at hand / Sorry for not trying to change the world through raw urban expressionism and thoughtful upliftment, but sometimes you just have to write a track about throwing shit at cunts / P.S. RIP Alan. Your casual gait, and sensible yet stylish taste in shorts and long socks will be missed by all / In my youth, I wouldn\'t have predicted that the high point of my adult life would be exposure to a t-shirt depicting Putin as a unicorn. But here we are./ Got half you blokes laughing at me, other half starting on me, julie wanting me money, i mean jesus whats the point of even being straight i mays well just choof drink snort what ev / Gotta thank those vikings and all those years of gene mixing thanks to pillaging and rape...both get a bad rap in these modern times but look what it brought us / All you swag fuckheads need to stop putting out mixtapes, pretending to be people anyone gives a fuck about, donate your cool hats/hoody and kicks combos to the salvos and shut your fucking cuntholes / I felt a bit dirty finger banging her right there infront of family but im pd so i said fuck that shit and kept going / Whilst u morons are trolling us old geeks were balls deep in you young gf's anus. lenses all fogged up and sht. Weezing.
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[*] posted on 3-10-2009 at 08:53 PM


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"Is at the black eyed peas sippin on champagne.... Sorry sparkling wine damn it!!"

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COME ON!!! FUCK!!!


is this bitch serious?
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[*] posted on 3-10-2009 at 11:34 PM


One of my mates is at that concert with his missus. I'll text him and tell him to try get an upskirt of the blonde skank sniffing round the edge of the VIP area.











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[*] posted on 3-10-2009 at 11:43 PM


black eyed peas :sing:


on a side note






edit - does this picture bother anybody else, hm? :nervous:

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"Ok done the road trip... Had drinks with Josh hartnett now to find a sweeeet inner city pad!!!"
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"Is on her way to meet Josh hartnett!!!"
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"Is sydney."
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"Brisbane it's been real but we need to break up!! Thanks for the farewell smoke screen... Don't call me I'll call you"
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"Dust storm enters and Bianca says fuck you very much parklife and Brisbane. Peace out!!"
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"This years parklife is a joke!!! Shit sound shit crowd shit set up!! Lucky got free tickets"
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"Chillin in VIP at parklife yew!!!"
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"Never been as star struck before meeting spindarella from salt n pepper last night!!! What a night x"
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"Going to beyonce tonight. Good times, good times!"
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[*] posted on 6-10-2009 at 02:14 PM


i don't know about you guys, but i'm off to get me some!

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