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[*] posted on 2-7-2012 at 10:00 PM


LIZZY "DRAMA" WHITE...Its hell sad wot happened to them refujee seekers on the boat. Reminds me of the time our boat capsizd. It was sooo scary. We got kicked out of Adventure World :(
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[*] posted on 4-7-2012 at 07:13 PM






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[*] posted on 7-7-2012 at 02:28 PM


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"i was pumping my star dust comet inside her black hole 360 times, 900 years later 'bam' a star came out. i was like wtf"




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[*] posted on 7-7-2012 at 02:43 PM


Quote: Originally posted by BONE.  
Impious Norton
"i was pumping my star dust comet inside her black hole 360 times, 900 years later 'bam' a star came out. i was like wtf"


AHAHAHA




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[*] posted on 10-7-2012 at 12:45 PM


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150546315631008&se...



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[*] posted on 10-7-2012 at 12:51 PM


Fucking Snorto!



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[*] posted on 10-7-2012 at 08:57 PM


Why doesn't he just go down to Heyington?



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leave 54 alone, he outsmarted Snorto and he is alright.

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\"He\'s got the power of 54 Boys but all he wants is to become a man\".
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[*] posted on 10-7-2012 at 09:05 PM


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=146151503

-Credit from the misc, fuck their is some funny status's on that thread made my day
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[*] posted on 30-7-2012 at 12:41 PM


This morning. 30th day of July, in the year 2012. A 31 y/o woman I went to school with:







[Edited on 30-7-2012 by epidemiks]




Originally posted by alex13031969
I would simply squeeze out handle. This is like to milk a cow.

Originally posted by frank_muslaki
it\'s easier to shoot a cat.. than to try and meow without a face
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[*] posted on 22-8-2012 at 01:33 AM


I like the Honesty in people it show's ture carictor


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[*] posted on 22-8-2012 at 10:38 AM


Quote: Originally posted by Timpat03  
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=146151503

-Credit from the misc, fuck their is some funny status's on that thread made my day


Read almost every page holy shit thats a good laugh


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[*] posted on 22-8-2012 at 11:54 AM


The best things in life aren't things- some fucken retard I use to go to school with.



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[*] posted on 25-8-2012 at 11:38 AM


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HAHHAHAHAHAHAH good to see the skinners reppin HOMEZ!




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[*] posted on 25-8-2012 at 11:42 AM


Quote: Originally posted by epidemiks  
This morning. 30th day of July, in the year 2012. A 31 y/o woman I went to school with:







[Edited on 30-7-2012 by epidemiks]


It was nice of you to offer to buy the second ticket




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[*] posted on 4-9-2012 at 07:48 PM






Round 2 Promo Clip for the upcoming album The Bandit, check it below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5eGHp9I8Tk

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[*] posted on 5-9-2012 at 09:26 AM


I have a cousin who posts nothing but "omg like this status if ur going 2 school 2morrow" or "send me a message if u've read this status and tell me what you think about me", she's always been pretty insecure little girl, she's a lass now.
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[*] posted on 5-9-2012 at 09:39 AM


From a male lad

-Liike for a inbox
-Like for a inbox?
-Like for aa inbox?
-Like for a inbox?, cant sleep
-Like for a inboxx ?
-Like for a root and boot ?
-like for a like
-like for a like brah!

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-xiimay
-speant the last few days like high vampire !
-roll bigger joints then king kongs fingers
watch the smell linger ;)
-Fuck you all, you little gimp immature faggot and your little loser mates.
hope you got what you deserved you dumb little faggot.
-Chair kicks over, rope tightens, neck snaps and 1000 tears !
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[*] posted on 5-9-2012 at 10:19 AM


"Fucking rock spiders, only got seven years for molesting a child. Fucking faggot, you don't want to try that shit with me, I have a cousin in the Rebels"

She's 14 years old, she's family but the cousin she's talking about, is not even her cousin and he's in the Finks not the Rebels. I really hate those hard cunt statuses and to make it worse I think she just read an article of something >not in this country.

[Edited on 5-9-2012 by RumPunch]

[Edited on 5-9-2012 by RumPunch]
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[*] posted on 5-9-2012 at 10:41 AM


Quote: Originally posted by RumPunch  
Fucking faggot, you don't want to try that shit with me, I have a cousin in the Rebels"



I will never understand why teenagers use the " i can get the bikies on yo ass" threat. What would a successful criminal organization want to do with some teenagers and their beef.

Back in my teen days i knew this girl that ticked some buds and hadn't payed back. She was buying off a mate and i rocked up and said I'm taking what you owe out of that when she claimed that it was for the Hells Angels so should couldn't give it to me. What fucking retard expects me to believe bikies are buying a few grams of bud at normal price off a teenager
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[*] posted on 5-9-2012 at 10:46 AM


It's a bigger problem than I thought really. I would have just punched the bitch in the face if I was a hardcase dealer who don't take no shit.
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[*] posted on 5-9-2012 at 10:52 AM


Yep, 2 dickheads walked into an after party we were at last year uninvited, they got chased out the house with a sword and i intervened the scenario by calming everyone down.

As i said to the 2 guys that 'everything was cool and if you could go away so nothing more eventuates then that be sweet', what would you have guessed next? The dickheads started bragging on about how they knew the Hells Angels and they were a phone call away from getting the whole house shot up. They took my kindness for weakness and tried to start on me, i threw beer in the guys face and told him to go ahead and do it before the whole party came out to go smash them. They eventually ran away and no Bikies even came. What gronks.




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[*] posted on 5-9-2012 at 10:54 AM


I was with a girl who is also a friend who was withdrawing from the done when the young lass retardedly threatened that her bikies mates would come though this place and fuck us all up ( i told my gal friend i would give her some of the owed bud to try help her with the withdrawals). The gal friend tore so much of the lasses hair. Girls fight fucking brutal when pissed off
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[*] posted on 7-9-2012 at 03:19 PM


Quote: Originally posted by Hollo  
I was with a girl who is also a friend who was withdrawing from the done when the young lass retardedly threatened that her bikies mates would come though this place and fuck us all up ( i told my gal friend i would give her some of the owed bud to try help her with the withdrawals). The gal friend tore so much of the lasses hair. Girls fight fucking brutal when pissed off

bikies don't hang around with tards like you.
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[*] posted on 7-9-2012 at 03:24 PM


Quote: Originally posted by peterslipper  
Quote: Originally posted by Hollo  
I was with a girl who is also a friend who was withdrawing from the done when the young lass retardedly threatened that her bikies mates would come though this place and fuck us all up ( i told my gal friend i would give her some of the owed bud to try help her with the withdrawals). The gal friend tore so much of the lasses hair. Girls fight fucking brutal when pissed off

bikies don't hang around with tards like you.


I didn't claim to hang with bikies
also WHAT CUNT DO YOU WANT BEEF?
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