so anyway the past 2 days when ive had a shit, ive wiped and theres been alot of blood on the shit paper, like a fair bit. It only happens when i have
a shit but, like its not bleeding all the time. Im guessing this isnt a good thing but i just want to know if its really bad... should i go to the
doctor or not worry about it?
\"Here I was, alone in Las Vegas,
with this goddamned incredibly expensive
car, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine. And on top of
everything else I had a gigantic goddamn
hotel bill to deal with.\"
R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson
Originally posted by mushroomhead
so anyway the past 2 days when ive had a shit, ive wiped and theres been alot of blood on the shit paper, like a fair bit. It only happens when i have
a shit but, like its not bleeding all the time. Im guessing this isnt a good thing but i just want to know if its really bad... should i go to the
doctor or not worry about it?
Originally posted by jose.the.rapper
lol youre gonna fucking die dude.
cheers bra
\"Here I was, alone in Las Vegas,
with this goddamned incredibly expensive
car, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine. And on top of
everything else I had a gigantic goddamn
hotel bill to deal with.\"
R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson
Originally posted by mushroomhead
so anyway the past 2 days when ive had a shit, ive wiped and theres been alot of blood on the shit paper, like a fair bit. It only happens when i have
a shit but, like its not bleeding all the time. Im guessing this isnt a good thing but i just want to know if its really bad... should i go to the
doctor or not worry about it?
Dude you're bleeding from your arse, go get it seen to.
what colour is the blood? is it dark or is it bright red? dark is bad, and might indicate some serious problem but unless you have pain and fever you
are probably getting bright red blood which would indicate you have some sort of yeast upset, eat some onions, 3 times a day for 1 day, by tomorrow
you will probably be fine. any sign of fever or pain or weird lump go straight to the emergency room at a hospital.
not to be taken as real medical advice. see a doctor to be sure, i'm some random cunt on the internet with no medical degree.
It usually begins in the lining of the colon or rectum. Often very small amounts of blood, which may not be able to be seen, are leaked from these
cancers long before any symptoms develop. This blood is then passed into the faeces.
If untreated, the cancer spreads deeper into the wall of the bowel. From there, it can spread to lymph nodes in the area. Later, bowel cancer can
spread to the liver or lungs.
ask the doctor to run a pathology test on a stool sample, and get a full blood work up. bleeding from the arse is not normal and you shouldn't ignore
it, a change in diet and lifestyle might be all that's needed to keep you out of a sick bed or from dieing.
[quote][i]Originally posted by DrBind[/i]
Never mind some woman pretending to be a social worker luring young vulnerable pregnant women into some seedy preggo sex den.
Bind has probably fucked a pregnant girl. [/quote]
By the sounds of it, this is definitely something that you should NOT get checked out by a doctor, because it seems almost certain that they will find
something wrong with you.
it happens to me occasionally will go away when you take a morning shit tommorrow.
IMA KILL THE BITCH
Dude at my work has a weird habit of crapping into a lunchbox and then tipping it into the toilet.
He just can\'t stand having to sit or squat over the toilet cos he is scared of snakes.
He lived on a farm when he was young and and a tiger snake was coiled up in the outside dunny when he took a dump.
The snake reared up and buried its head in his starfish and he had to go to the the vet hospital.
Fuck I\'d love to see a story like that on Bondi Vet.
Vet: Sir are you a kinky man?
Snake arse dude: GET IT THE FUCK OUT!!
Vet: Have you ever had sex with an eel?
Snake arse dude: It\'s biting the walls of my rectum my cunt!!
Vet: Hold on a sec, I\'m just gonna go for a slow motion run on the beach
since we are on the topic of shits, these pills im on for an infected jaw bone are making me drop guts in one fart, every time, the consistency of
soft serve ice cream and smelling foul as a motherfucker. imagine, my arse, sphincter spasms and fucking boom son a full bowl fetid shit, about twice
a day on average for over a week now. it's a listed side effect and will get better when i finish the course, shit in your face can ruin your day. i
should be saving this up in a bucket...
Originally posted by ehandle
since we are on the topic of shits, these pills im on for an infected jaw bone are making me drop guts in one fart, every time, the consistency of
soft serve ice cream and smelling foul as a motherfucker. imagine, my arse, sphincter spasms and fucking boom son a full bowl fetid shit, about twice
a day on average for over a week now. it's a listed side effect and will get better when i finish the course, shit in your face can ruin your day. i
should be saving this up in a bucket...
You should be used of it, it's been coming out of your mouth for the last few years.
Originally posted by ehandle
since we are on the topic of shits, these pills im on for an infected jaw bone are making me drop guts in one fart, every time, the consistency of
soft serve ice cream and smelling foul as a motherfucker. imagine, my arse, sphincter spasms and fucking boom son a full bowl fetid shit, about twice
a day on average for over a week now. it's a listed side effect and will get better when i finish the course, shit in your face can ruin your day. i
should be saving this up in a bucket...
mate i shit two times and occasionally three times a day.
IMA KILL THE BITCH
Dude at my work has a weird habit of crapping into a lunchbox and then tipping it into the toilet.
He just can\'t stand having to sit or squat over the toilet cos he is scared of snakes.
He lived on a farm when he was young and and a tiger snake was coiled up in the outside dunny when he took a dump.
The snake reared up and buried its head in his starfish and he had to go to the the vet hospital.
Fuck I\'d love to see a story like that on Bondi Vet.
Vet: Sir are you a kinky man?
Snake arse dude: GET IT THE FUCK OUT!!
Vet: Have you ever had sex with an eel?
Snake arse dude: It\'s biting the walls of my rectum my cunt!!
Vet: Hold on a sec, I\'m just gonna go for a slow motion run on the beach
literally on que 2 mins after i finish breakfast i'm on the shitter for a good 10 minute session.
IMA KILL THE BITCH
Dude at my work has a weird habit of crapping into a lunchbox and then tipping it into the toilet.
He just can\'t stand having to sit or squat over the toilet cos he is scared of snakes.
He lived on a farm when he was young and and a tiger snake was coiled up in the outside dunny when he took a dump.
The snake reared up and buried its head in his starfish and he had to go to the the vet hospital.
Fuck I\'d love to see a story like that on Bondi Vet.
Vet: Sir are you a kinky man?
Snake arse dude: GET IT THE FUCK OUT!!
Vet: Have you ever had sex with an eel?
Snake arse dude: It\'s biting the walls of my rectum my cunt!!
Vet: Hold on a sec, I\'m just gonna go for a slow motion run on the beach
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