^ it's not even the worst of it. Explaining to some people that they need to change the way they are doing something ever so slightly (it's
invoicing, so it's pretty fucking basic) and I just get blank stares. So I sit down and explain step by step how it's done (even thought it's not my
job and we go though this every couple of weeks) and am satisfied that they get it, I come to collect the work 2 hours later and it hasn't been done
because they didn't understand but then were too embarrassed (or something) to let me know. What the fucking fuck. You're 45 fucking years old....
glistening city lights lifted by shitty hyge, i take my urban life with a burbon dry
Originally posted by RichieC
so in fact he is doing exactly what they want him to do?
Pretty much, don't think the "one and only objective" of the campaign is to stop people from taking pills, especially if the viewer is a dickhead who
thinks taking pills is cool
Originally posted by RichieC
so in fact he is doing exactly what they want him to do?
Pretty much, don't think the "one and only objective" of the campaign is to stop people from taking pills, especially if the viewer is a dickhead who
thinks taking pills is cool
Hot girls: we have problems too, we're jsut like you, except we're hot.
May god have mercy on us all.
[quote][i]Originally posted by DrBind[/i]
Never mind some woman pretending to be a social worker luring young vulnerable pregnant women into some seedy preggo sex den.
Bind has probably fucked a pregnant girl. [/quote]
Just wondering, if you have a stretchy foreskin, how great is the temptation to stretch it out and put things under it, eg, a marble or a small piece
of cheese?
Originally posted by gerling
Just wondering, if you have a stretchy foreskin, how great is the temptation to stretch it out and put things under it, eg, a marble or a small piece
of cheese?
Bonus Dream home:
It you hold it shut and piss it fills up like a baloon then explodes.
Only do this in the shower obvs.
[quote][i]Originally posted by DrBind[/i]
Never mind some woman pretending to be a social worker luring young vulnerable pregnant women into some seedy preggo sex den.
Bind has probably fucked a pregnant girl. [/quote]
Originally posted by gerling
Just wondering, if you have a stretchy foreskin, how great is the temptation to stretch it out and put things under it, eg, a marble or a small piece
of cheese?
Also there is some guy sitting across from me, he has sniffed about 300 times today.
Blow your fucking nose mate.
I was recently in close proximity to this cunt who would softly sniff with almost rhythmic precision every two seconds. This carried on for around
half an hour non-stop.
What made it worse is the way the dickhead had this worried look on his face the whole time like "Ohhh, this is so annoying having to sniff every two
seconds, if only there were some other way to counter this smallish flow of mucous OH WELL I GUESS THERE ISN'T, BETTER JUST KEEP DOING THIS."
nice hairy green roof - the only type of building dooner you should be fucking with...
Quote:
Originally posted by gerling
Just wondering, if you have a stretchy foreskin, how great is the temptation to stretch it out and put things under it, eg, a marble or a small piece
of cheese?
Also there is some guy sitting across from me, he has sniffed about 300 times today.
Blow your fucking nose mate.
I was recently in close proximity to this cunt who would softly sniff with almost rhythmic precision every two seconds. This carried on for around
half an hour non-stop.
What made it worse is the way the dickhead had this worried look on his face the whole time like "Ohhh, this is so annoying having to sniff every two
seconds, if only there were some other way to counter this smallish flow of mucous OH WELL I GUESS THERE ISN'T, BETTER JUST KEEP DOING THIS."
There is a box of tissues on this guy's desk. I can easily reach it from where I am sitting.
He's gone now though.
I just smashed my mug on the ground in the kitchen. The handle which I had previously superglued back on, failed while I was drying the mug with a
tea towel. I was left holding the handle and staring blankly at the carnage on the floor. Dude in kitchen "that sounded like an explosion".
Yeah but the mug was too thin. Be having to hold it all gingerly and shit. That's why I glued the handle back on. That's also why the mug is now in
about 8,000 pieces.
Now I'm drinking out of some fucking bullshit IKEA mug or whatever, some communal mug, this is fucked.
how many teas is too many to have while you're at work? I want another one but I know I will cop shit from my fellow employees for having too many
teas.
there is no limit on tea any more than there is a limit on coffee. the limit is how much caffeine you are willing to put into your body.
i'm considering coffee number 3 today, but today has been a fucking terrible day.
just then my wife emails me a bunch of photos of euthanized cats and dogs, and a kitten being put down, to photoshop into a single image for a
petition she's doing. i couldn't do it. fuck that. in a great mood now. think i might get on liveleak and search for "graphic" - really take this day
to it's logical conclusion.
Originally posted by one-inch-punch
I think everything up to actually drinking two at once is legit.
Hahaha doing this.
This lady in another department here has a massive tea cup, it has a saucer and the saucer is basically a standard dinner plate. It's a pretty bold
move to have a cup that big.
Saw Gary Busey working as a Female subway artist in Murray Bridge yesterday. Dead set busey, tried to sly a photo but SD card was full n got stuck in
the awkward "are you trying to take a photo of me" confusion scenario.
Originally posted by Heiro
Saw Gary Busey working as a Female subway artist in Murray Bridge yesterday. Dead set busey, tried to sly a photo but SD card was full n got stuck in
the awkward "are you trying to take a photo of me" confusion scenario.
I've also noticed actor Judge Reinhold browsing, or quite possibly working in an antique coin dealership in the Melbourne CBD.
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