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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 04:51 PM


ATTN Sean Penn: "Apparently, for Penn, being right trumps being liked"

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-talk-glanton-cel...

Also explain these boss tactics further:

He walked the dangerous streets of earthquake-torn Port-au-Prince, armed with a pistol, delivering food and medicine to starving children.
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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 04:56 PM


mandarins. mangosteens.
yep




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TRASH. How many tigers or skulls are in this painting?
THE ANSWER IS ZERO, WHICH IS THE garyEST NUMBER OF SKULLS OR TIGERS YOU CAN HAVE IN A PAINTING.
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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 05:58 PM


i have eaten probably 55-60 mandarins in the 3 or whatever weeks they've been in season. them shits are the best i remember in years



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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 06:00 PM


for your own sake i hope you get some mangosteens soon

i feel it is an important balance




So: Gary, the Mona Lisa. This is trash.
TRASH. How many tigers or skulls are in this painting?
THE ANSWER IS ZERO, WHICH IS THE garyEST NUMBER OF SKULLS OR TIGERS YOU CAN HAVE IN A PAINTING.
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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 06:25 PM


Loving the mandies.

Also, got some good news regarding my car.
The insurance company had fucked up our policy, so we only have to pay $1k excess instead of $2k they origionally said.
Also, since they towed it to the auction place without our permission, they will pay towing/storage costs.




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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 06:30 PM


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Hahaha doing this.

This lady in another department here has a massive tea cup, it has a saucer and the saucer is basically a standard dinner plate. It's a pretty bold move to have a cup that big.


My old boss had that set up. Straight bucket style.

Mine was more subtle than, but had extra functionality. To whit:



Just try fucking with that.




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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 06:36 PM


that is excellent.



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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 06:37 PM


It's like I'm eating his brains! And his hat keeps my tea warm.


Also: plus one million sexwees now that the good mandarins are back.




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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 06:56 PM


i really give a fuck about this, but so many of you cunts don't, so... 1989 suckers...............



ghetto quality, but 10/10 for a style lesson in hip hop. :bufont:

[Edited on 1-5-2012 by Mackula]




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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 07:31 PM


I've struck a deal with a mate that I'm not allowed to shave my moustache or bear, and he has to grow a chopper moustache until the end of november - if either of us back out, they have to pay the other $100

I got jibbed I guess because I've been growing it since... February? With trimming, but I don't have any intentions to shave the thing off, unless I get a new job, then I guess I'll have to.

I would pay a lot more to see old mate walking around in public with a chopper mo, trying to pick up women.




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Never mind some woman pretending to be a social worker luring young vulnerable pregnant women into some seedy preggo sex den.
Bind has probably fucked a pregnant girl. [/quote]
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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 07:36 PM


^ you have a pet bear? infinity awesome.



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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 07:37 PM


I thought this was a common thing?



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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 07:39 PM


^ only in Canadia (spelling is indeed correct)...



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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 07:53 PM


Fuck housemates. There is so much rookie shit going on in my kitchen right now.

No I don't want any of your "Bolognese" with capsicum and chickpeas in it. Fuck off.


Edit: Also gerling that is the most impressive dippy-doo/tea arrangement I've ever seen and I want one.

[Edited on 1-5-2012 by Mimi_xoxo]
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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 08:18 PM


In the past, the hat has come up with some pretty boss solutions for people with housemate related problems



So: Gary, the Mona Lisa. This is trash.
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THE ANSWER IS ZERO, WHICH IS THE garyEST NUMBER OF SKULLS OR TIGERS YOU CAN HAVE IN A PAINTING.
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ATTN Sean Penn: "Apparently, for Penn, being right trumps being liked"

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-talk-glanton-cel...

Also explain these boss tactics further:

He walked the dangerous streets of earthquake-torn Port-au-Prince, armed with a pistol, delivering food and medicine to starving children.


Ini Kamoze! Now I’ve been the victim of a media hatchet job on many occasions but this is a bloodbath, worse than my man Wes Studi in Last Of The Mohicans.

I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I’m not, as a wise man once said. I think it was Tupac. Possibly it was Thomas Jefferson or that backup dancer who was married to J-Lo for about ten minutes. What was his name? Gary or something.

Now what that reporter from the Tribune failed to understand is that I’m always frank and earnest with women. In California I’m Frank and in Mexico I’m Ernest! HAHA .

All jokes aside, the humanitarian situation in Haiti is a stain on the conscience of the world. Worse than Darfur. Hell it’s worse than that Battleship film. Call me the plumber, cos I’ve seen some shit, but Port Au Prince is like a thief in a bakery my friends. It takes the cake.

Well … I’m not one to idly stand around while my fellow earthlings descend into barbarism, so post-earthquake I hotfooted it down to Haiti on my private jet, armed with nothing but food, medicine and a sense of blinding righteousness. And a 38 special loaned to me by Mad Dog Madsen.

I leave the photo ops to these Johnny come lately A-listers like Brangelina. Fuck that, I like to get my hands dirty, so I hit the mean streets of the city to do some good.

There was one shanty town that was said to be in a total state of lawlessness, Death, decay, people swimming in their own filth, it was complete anarchy on the streets and no hope in sight. Sort of like Footscray on a Saturday evening.

I marched in there with a few boxes of protein bars and some drinking water and they received me as a God. But what I didn’t expect was some no name rapper fuck trying to steal my thunder. None other than that douchebag Wyclef Jean, a true buzzkill and champagne socialist motherfucker.

That asswipe flew over the shanty town in a US military chopper, yelling “one tiiiime!” at the top of his lungs, festooning its residents with remaindered Fugees albums on CD. Jumpin’ Jesus, it was like a hailstorm of shitty music and polycarbonate plastic.

Anyway, I was determined to set that dreadlocked bumbaclart straight when I got back to the embassy. I started cracking skulls like pistachios, slowly working my way through his bullshit entourage. His cousin Pras stepped to me but I dropped that one hit wonder cunt like Galileo dropped the orange.

Wyclef was acting a bigger bitch than Lauryn Hill in Sister Act 2, and that pussy got himself airlifted Saigon '75 style with some extended Duvalier family members only moments before I caught his $5 ass and made change.

He's trying to play it cool these days, but rest assured when I catch that low rent Urkel motherfucker I'll massacre him, worse than the Fugees massacred that Bob Marley record back in 1996.
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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 09:23 PM


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Ahaha fuck this is fantastic.




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Never mind some woman pretending to be a social worker luring young vulnerable pregnant women into some seedy preggo sex den.
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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 09:31 PM


Thanks for the props Mimi. His name is Clarence, Clarrie for short. You can be his friend if you like.



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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 09:39 PM


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Fuck housemates. There is so much rookie shit going on in my kitchen right now.

No I don't want any of your "Bolognese" with capsicum and chickpeas in it. Fuck off.

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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 10:13 PM


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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 11:46 PM


three threes pickles and hot salami sandwich is a good late night snack I have just discovered



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That\'s some spiritual shit for your fucking dark overlord swamp castle.[/quote]
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[*] posted on 1-5-2012 at 11:48 PM


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Fuck housemates. There is so much rookie shit going on in my kitchen right now.

No I don't want any of your "Bolognese" with capsicum and chickpeas in it. Fuck off.


Edit: Also gerling that is the most impressive dippy-doo/tea arrangement I've ever seen and I want one.

[Edited on 1-5-2012 by Mimi_xoxo]


Im looking for a new housemate. I don't cook bolog nese with capscium or chickpeas either.

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Why are cunts putting carrot and shit into it? What the fuck do you think this is?


bolognese is meant to start with a sofrito of carrot, onion and celery.

meal talk.


Quote:
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three threes pickles and hot salami sandwich is a good late night snack I have just discovered


three threes pickles are the business, yeah, c'mon.



[Edited on 2-5-2012 by Spartan]




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[*] posted on 2-5-2012 at 12:03 AM


I just completed my white card course on line, I am now a fucken ohs master!!
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[*] posted on 2-5-2012 at 12:08 AM


fuck yeah, let me just get this celebratory champagne off the top of the 12ft tall book shelf using this broken step ladder.



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