flowstradamus
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flowstradamus(3)vs.tjcribz(0) flowstradamus wins k.o.!!!
2 verses, 10 to 20 lines
first to 3 votes wins..
no feeding off first verse except in second
[Edited on 26-4-2012 by flowstradamus]
[Edited on 27-4-2012 by flowstradamus]
[Edited on 29-4-2012 by flowstradamus]
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TjCribz
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Sick, lets roll then.
everyone gather round, time to teach you a lesson,
this cunt called flow reckons he's a real dead set weapon
Watch me feed this fool as his cronies are steppin
only thing you be left wearing bro is your mothers burnt apron.
this wont be a battle just a fucking onslaught
while i rip his head clean off with my sneaky retorts,
you want more? bro you cant handle it
try to keep score in your head while you cradle it
when im done bro your head, ill mantle it
so really bro just call it quits
this the first verse, and i already won, legit
so cmon let me hear your wack shit
so i can destroy the earth you stand on, with a real quick rip.
[Edited on 24-4-2012 by TjCribz]
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TjCribz
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flowstradamus
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sorry been busy...
fyi;
1. his first battle thread , he wanted to use random words in a battle verse..
2. dyke is a masculine lesbian
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ya need to stop messin wit soft textin, along wit your cock fetish,
or i'll 'stick T in the dirt' faster than golf lessons/
you aint got weapons to hit with too hard, so keep ya distance in spars,
plus you called yourself 'cribz' cause you an infant wit bars/
must be kidding, you hard?, only when he spots lads wit pants low,
plus 'random words used in battles', came wit a box that said scrabble/1
so i have to show what it is to drop an efficient text fight,
and have 'this pussy man up', since he fits the definition of dyke/2
you'll start wishin to die, cause i'll have you suffer real soon,
by takin ya 'flows down' quicker than gutters on roofs/
plus i bet you a stutterin fool, never got a date in ages,
bought yourself a porno, then started raping to pages/
im simply making a statement, that this rookie's dumbah,
so its not hard to 'put t in a bag',..look at bushells cuppa/
crib, dont waste ya breath, writing failing text,
cause you losing is 'more obvious' than superman's cape is red/
[Edited on 26-4-2012 by flowstradamus]
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TjCribz
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im hearing all talk but not seeing the walk
20 bucks says your fucking whiter then chalk
4ft tall- thinner then a bean stalk
with a face as holey as a fucked up champaine cork.
dont think i know the meaning of dyke?
ask you fat mother what i called her when i went past on my bike
your a digusting exuse of a man, never even picked.up the mike
cos your always out picking up 3 year old on your little 3 wheeled trike.
no offence just cos you like them young
you like being able to fit thier fist in you bum
must be a trait you picked up from your nympho mum
coswhen i fisted her i lost a arm, and she was like oh its only one.
so think what you want it dont make a difference
your failing is more easy to explain then the theory of hypothesis
ill send you back to the dark ages- i can see your awkwardness
when a chick hugs you- you jizz quicker then when you forfiet this.
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flowstradamus
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| Quote: | Originally posted by TjCribz
Sick, lets roll then.
everyone gather round, time to teach you a lesson,
this cunt called flow reckons he's a real dead set weapon
Watch me feed this fool as his cronies are steppin
only thing you be left wearing bro is your mothers burnt apron.
this wont be a battle just a fucking onslaught
while i rip his head clean off with my sneaky retorts,
you want more? bro you cant handle it
try to keep score in your head while you cradle it
when im done bro your head, ill mantle it
so really bro just call it quits
this the first verse, and i already won, legit
so cmon let me hear your wack shit
so i can destroy the earth you stand on, with a real quick rip.
[Edited on 24-4-2012 by TjCribz] |
my flip verse;
ya whackness is blazing in rate, and i aint got patience for lames/
how are you gonna 'teach me a lesson' , when ya own scripts aint making the grade/
plus ya blatantly fake, this dumb panzy cant come at me,
lets not talk about 'aprons', when ya still wearin ya mum's panties/
dont speak of my verse faggit, or you'll be the next quick casualty,
and btw, male penises are the only 'head you mantling/
so ya need to do the math, ya verse got less punches than you have hands,
plus you couldnt 'destroy the earth', unleashing a virus on google maps/
and yeah i 'keep scoring', hot women and their sisters,
while wit chicks you could never 'touch down', as a beginning of a twister/
bring all ya lines ya dipshit, cause in real time you'll sink kid,
on your tombstone gonna read' TC' DIED REAL QUICK R.I.P'../
now i know your tryin your best, but your supplys is all spent,
and flows known to 'keep this bitch down', like euthanizin a pet/
so if you fight me, its death, dude my scripts are pro stuff,
that would give you no luck, when they 'throw crib out', like my kids all grown up/
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TjCribz
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easy win here for you lol fucking schooled me. oh well guess i didnt stand a chance in my first battle lol.
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Nice battle, but like TjCribz said above, it's obvious flowstradamus took it. Good punches/wordplay/rhyme schemes/structure all made for a decisive
win.
+1 flowstradamus
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I agree with what Bipola said (good punches/wordplay/rhyme schemes/structure), it was a good battle.
"plus you couldnt 'destroy the earth', unleashing a virus on google maps"
Dope line!
+1 flowstradamus
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flowstradamus
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bumpin 4 votes..
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+1 flowstradamus
Tj Crisps obviously has no place in hip hop at all unless being employed as a poster put-er-up-er-er is considered a 'place'.
My main boy flow rocked up an body bagged that sucker like whoa nelly up in the heezy, and thats legit. Feelin' it?
Crisps best be going back to school and gettin degree in pole smoking, cos thats the only way that motherfucker is gonna get a plaque on the wall.
Motherfucker couldnt get plaque on his teeth without help KNAWWATAIYYMEEEEN??
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BAM. Just put a full clip into Crisp motherfucker.
TKO like what in this motherfucker.
Congrats fam, you kick it with the elite now.
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flowstradamus
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cheers for the votes guys..and good battle tj,appreciate the competition
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TjCribz
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yeah cheers bto,good to have some one wipe thef loor with me lol.
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