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BillyOne
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My mum flew back from Italy with Emirates business for less than what qantas wanted for economy.
[quote][i]Originally posted by ClosedSession[/i]
When I was younger I would always make someone else press the crossing button at lights, cause i was sure people had rubbed their penis on it the
night before[/quote]
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amatures
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Fuck
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LJ
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I've been flying with Virgin for the last 5 odd years when I take holidays around Australia, and FINALLY, FINALLY, I become a Silver Velocity member.
I got the fancy creditcard like tag for my bag, and a new wallet card, i practically had a tear in my eye when I got it in the mail, it was
unexpected, and came in really nice fancy packaging. I now get priority check in, and one free club entry a year. It was worth it.
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BillyOne
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Airport club lounges are fucking boss. Unlimited booze & fancy food.
[quote][i]Originally posted by ClosedSession[/i]
When I was younger I would always make someone else press the crossing button at lights, cause i was sure people had rubbed their penis on it the
night before[/quote]
http://soundcloud.com/billyonemusic
facebook.com/billybeemusic
triplejunearthed.com.au/billyb
http://billybee.bandcamp.com/album/billmatic-2012 (Free download)
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one-inch-punch
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Man, I want to go to the airport now.
"So, could I get an upgrade?"
"From economy to business?"
"No, from no ticket to a ticket"
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Headlock
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hahaha
"also - if you can get me into a seat, can you make it business class?"
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BLUGDER
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Emirates business class is pretty street.
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amatures
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The luckiest I've been was coming from Rome to heathrow on about the 20th of December '10. Heathrow had been shut for 2 days due to a blizzard and
there were people sleeping everywhere. Some people were saying they were there for 3 or 4 days. British airways told our connecting flight to new York
we wouldn't make it so when we got there (just on time) they told is they gave our seats to someone else. Went and spewed at ba who couldn't give a
shit, then went to American airlines who put us on a waiting list for the next flight out.
When the gates opened we were the first ones there and we got 2 seats. Pretty happy just to get on the plane considering what was going on around us.
I jokingly said "first class would be nice". The girl behind the counter grabbed our tix back off us and gave us 2 business class tix. Then I
scruntched them up and said "are you deaf? I said fucking first class!" *last part may not have happened
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BillyOne
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We bought tickets specifically with a one world company (qantas) because we were told that if shit got real in heathrow and we got stuck there for
days (it was around the time that the blizzards etc were going down) we would be able to use the qantas club, which at the time was combined with the
british airways club whatever they called it. Between us booking our tickets and us rocking up at heathrow with a 12 hour gap to spare, the qantas
club had been chimed out, and it was only a british airways one. They told us to gtfo because we were flying with qantas and it wasn't their fault
that nobody had told us there was no qantas club.
Could've gone with much cheaper flights & had to sit around in a terminal eating noodles for like 8 hours.
Also, a few days ago my dad got a call from qantas *informing* us that our flights home from HK had been changed. He fired up and them and ended up
scoring us an upgrade.
My friends dad is a pretty good dude, but when he flies he apparently ALWAYS chucks a tantrum whenever something goes wrong at an airport in an
attempt to get upgrades.
[quote][i]Originally posted by ClosedSession[/i]
When I was younger I would always make someone else press the crossing button at lights, cause i was sure people had rubbed their penis on it the
night before[/quote]
http://soundcloud.com/billyonemusic
facebook.com/billybeemusic
triplejunearthed.com.au/billyb
http://billybee.bandcamp.com/album/billmatic-2012 (Free download)
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ultimate_hater
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Talking about business class seats? There is some pungent bourgeois smells up in this mfer.
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Ionjaw
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I got bumped up to business on British Airways flying from London to Dallas and it was fucking sweeeeeet but then missed a connecting flight on the
way back and had to fly American Airlines for the return leg so it all kinda balanced out because that shit was ghetto
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IvyBridge
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great stories coming through this thread the last couple of pages
Heading to japan with the fam over new year. quietly expecting something good like this to happen now
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AntiSeptic
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Damn. I've only ever been bumped up to exit row seats, which I considered to be a real treat....until every cunt in the plane decides to use the space
around your feet as a communal standing area.
One dude stood there for 8 hours, another read the paper..cracking the window I had closed to try to get some sleep so he could get some extra light,
another broad decided the best place to console her crying baby was 1 metre in front of me in the fucking exit row. Exit rows can seriously fuck off,
I'm asking for business class next time.
massmc: fuck a blend brah.. just throw the tracks in like a fat cunt
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wrighty
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| Quote: | Originally posted by amatures
| Quote: | Originally posted by Headlock
| Quote: | Originally posted by amatures
Is just like to point out that randomly asking for a free upgrade with airlines works surprisingly often. |
oh for real?
how do you broach that subject though.
[Edited on 16-5-2012 by Headlock] |
Usually just say it in a joking way or something like " what's the chance of a free upgrade?" If they say no just laugh it off. You'll probably never
see that person again so you really have nothing to lose. |
When exactly do you ask? At check-in?
Picture Compton on acid, then throw a computer at it.
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amatures
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Yeah check in
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wrighty
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Sweet. I reckon I can make this happen.
I'm guessing the 3 times you were successful were when you checked in just before the cut-off?
Like you said they have a certain number of upgrades available to each flight. So if the cut-off for check-in is 30 minutes and you check in 1 minute
before the cut-off, if they still have a spare upgrade left (due to there not being any fuck ups or customers they needed to suck up to), they might
give it to you because they know they won't need to use it?
Picture Compton on acid, then throw a computer at it.
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amatures
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That thought did cross my mind. I can't remember specifically if it was last minute but knowing me, it probably was.
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LJ
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But maybe they've given them all away already?
My tip is to be polite and friendly even if they say no as I got my upgrade later without knowing it.
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one-inch-punch
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I just ate basically my own bodyweight in meat.
I have mixed feelings about this decision.
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amatures
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| Quote: | Originally posted by LJ
But maybe they've given them all away already?
t. |
This is the best way to think if you get knocked back. Sometimes it works other times it won't you have nothing to lose by asking and you might get
it.
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Mackula
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^^ how did you even post that if you ate yourself?
[Edited on 16-5-2012 by Mackula]
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xtothap1
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Worked paid business to Europe for me and mrs last year, was dope, Cathay had the pods that reclined to beds landed in Paris after a good 12 hours
sleep the win was epic. I did revel in looks of hate as people filed through to economy and we were fed champagne and three course meals.
Sleep on normal planes is fucked in 6 foot 3 shit don't work, most room I've found worldwide was easy jet.
Never tried the plane upgrade have at numerous hotels run at about 50% success rate. Best luck has been US been comped suites every trip to Vegas
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xtothap1
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Side note virgin telemarketers me today as I'm a velocity member, I said call back later - airlines call to sell shit now?
Are they going to offer me free shit to fly them as work now sends us on Qantas?
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gerling
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| Quote: | Originally posted by wrighty
Sweet. I reckon I can make this happen. |
Haha. Oh my God if anyone could, it'd be you. The ol' wrighty charm.
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ronedog
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I fly heaps with Air Asia and because I'm tall I pretty much always get upgraded into their more expensive "priority" seats, which are still in
economy but have a shitload of leg room.
Also, no one ever really buys those seats (cos they are heaps more expensive) so I get a whole row to myself 
Whenever they don't automatically upgrade me I walk up to the shortest flight attendant, stand close to her so she has to crane her head up to look at
me and then ask for an upgrade. Works a treat.
I've often noticed other white dudes jammed in their legroom-less seats as they overhear me getting an upgrade... they look all surly like, "hey I'm
fucking tall too", and I just look at 'em like, "pfft you're 6'1 at best ya wankmite".
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