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KenosisKink
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friendly battle?
Haven't been on here for a million years....is this this the same battle board Mass MC used to moderate?
anyone like a battle for shits and giggles?
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Mec-Omega
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Yer bra...kick it open...dunno bout Mass MC
[Edited on 13-6-2012 by Mec-Omega]
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Shadz
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How does a friendly battle work?
Im intrigued.
Advanced Tactics
http://soundcloud.com/shadzatk
http://soundcloud.com/advanced-tactics
https://twitter.com/#!/ShadzATK
SMARTMOUTHS
http://www.facebook.com/thesmartmouths
http://soundcloud.com/the-smart-mouths
"Gotta love Shadz- the Kyle Sandilands of hip hop"
"jesus fucking christ shadz. just. fuck. "
"u guys are fukin what hip hop needs real muthafukas"
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Jenga
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I think it's quite obvious... You spit compliments at dudes.
Free Balboa
Free Geko
I don't have no happy ending just tragedy homes,
You better address me as mister or majesty homes
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Jenga
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I'm a pretty nice guy riiiiggghhhttt, but you're a better bloke
Im taking a piss at shout time, while your donating your last smoke
[Edited on 13-6-2012 by Jenga]
Free Balboa
Free Geko
I don't have no happy ending just tragedy homes,
You better address me as mister or majesty homes
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Mec-Omega
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classic
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KenosisKink
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Just didn't want to step on any toes, haven't been here in a long while and don't know the rules.
Mac Omega:
Prolly earned your name from maccin’ cheeseburgers all day --
Keep only two macs in my book -- that’s Mac Mall and Dre
So while I ‘get a freak to the telly and don’t tell nobody’
you jerk off at home crying: ‘nobody wants me!’ -- Got me?
Doubt it, you’re probably on some metaphysical shit
Faux-spiritual, ill-linguistic, pseudo-mystical dick-spit
And guess what? Boring - I did that back in the nineties
Taking train panels apart jumping kids like you for their nikes
Back then, dudes like you came a dime a dozen
And all fell the fuck off, soft, like some lint in my belly-button
I’ll kill you once and keep going - you’ll wish you were more dead
Homey my third eye’s my brown eye, I’ll take a shit on your forehead.
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Mec-Omega
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@KimonoKinK
I never earned my name; i robbed a corpse of its identity
That mother fuck was sent to me, i guess that it was meant to be
Explosive inks Kenosis Kink, dont even think to mention me
The coke i smoke ‘n coke u drink; two different fuckin entities
Essentially you’re nothing next to me except an old cunt
My cock is twice as long as yours but not before it folds once
Anyone says ‘Freeze!!’ and this mother fucker holds up
And if i ever met him i would rook this fucker’s gold up
Demonic shit im spittin, hit him, rip his fuckin soul up
Kick this fucker out of here as if i was Bi-pola
Drop my fuckin fist and rearrange his fuckin molars
Trainin’ on ya missus like the fuckin Fat Controller
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KenosisKink
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sweet...just about to grab some dinner...get back to you when I return
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KenosisKink
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Just got back from Origin + after-pub. Sorry it took a while.
In regards to your name:
Buddy, where I’m from — a name like that would get your head kicked
what are you, Meccano? Duplo? Or Lego Technics?
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you got sent a corpse? why? dude - that’s fucking disgusting
was robbing graves the only way you could find something to dump-cum-in?
necro-faggot — who’s identity are you stealing?
guess you invented one via IP to make yourself more appealing......
And girls say: ‘Mec don’t fold-back, he just falls short’
got balls that hang out my shorts, while I play you for sport — sport
And girls say: ‘Kink is too good to be true’
yeah I’m older....................s’why I get more pussy than you
And yes I rock kimonos: whilst bonin' your girl in Bono sunnies
meanwhile your dad takes 'tasteful' photos -- posting you up in homo-undies
PS: ‘meant-to-be’ and ‘sent-to-me’.....that’s just filler. Please try harder.
and explosive inks? That's fucking wack. if you're going to ryhme something, please do it for a reason. I hate superfluous bullshit like that, it's
anti-style.
* edited to fix up a typo*
[Edited on 13-6-2012 by KenosisKink]
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Mec-Omega
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Well, where im from i'll stomp ya fuckin teefs out fucktard. stop try'na be a hard cunt on the internet you lame cunt. i write rhymes you silly
fuckface. And fuck a noun ya dumb cunt. This is a screen name on a keystyle battle forum. You're probably a skinny little ratty cunt, missing teeth
and fuckin ugly mings with STIs. Dont try to troll me or school me fuckhead. This shit will just grow tedious. Nice rhymes...
So much for the friendly battle. I guess you meant "Can i diss you with intent to demoralise with the potential of chivalrous reception in the event
of your possible defeat?" haha...
This lame cunt remains below par, and so far
He’s tried to play both parts...but this actor is the co-star
Actually hate Necro and i’m not big on you either
You get a lot of pussy?? ya little sister’s vagina
Everything you stated fucked me off enough to murder you
But then i thought ‘hey wait a sec! I’ve never fuckin’ heard of you’
Talkin gritty, dirty shit, you need detergents dude
I’ll run up in ya spot the way U.S insurgents do...
Bringing beef?? im in the middle like im veal
Girls say: KimonoKen’s a nibble, i’m the meal
Im the sort of cunt that fucks like you dont wanna jump
They walk away slumped, head of lumps, pathetic chumps
Cunts dont wanna bump heads- i got the horns like a ram skull
You’re the scapegoat, the sacrifice, this the fuckin lamb cull
Im never rockin undies, my junks too big to capture
And if you tried to chat my chick she’d probably fuckin smash ya
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KenosisKink
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I thought demoralizing strangers over the internet was half the fun of this board?
Sorry been out all day, just got home. I'll get on this soon.
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Mec-Omega
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yer lets jus nip this in the bud rite now and focus on verses ay...n u r correct, it is fun to troll cunts...lookin forward 2 ya next verse bruz
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KenosisKink
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Firstly,
I will school you — son, your grammar and lexicon are hopeless
for further reference please see ‘Collected Key-Styles; Kink Kenosis’
Secondly,
the term 'entity' in your first verse was contextualized incorrectly
did you receive an education? Probably still failing elementary...
must be the meth on your breath, no wonder the verse stinks
ascribing agency to crack-rocks and cans of soft-drink...next time stop, think.
I don’t like you, but know many like you, who try to...and fail.
it’s no fun battling a man who doesn’t have a mind to assail
and yeah, your girl did give me a touch-up — didn’t stop her from blushing
I mean, how was she to know that I like it rough when I’m fucking?
If women were blow-up dolls, then Mec, you'd be a pimp
how'd you like getting roasted? Fucking shrivel-dicked shrimp...
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Mec-Omega
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I apologise for the edit, i accidentally posted but a portion of my verse
I don’t need the knowledge, I’m proper with my ethos
Dumb cunt's gettin’ jumped ‘n gettin pump’d like he's reeboks..
With three cocks in his gob he's got his hands free for typin'
So he can battle rhyme at night with three dicks inside him..
I’s talkin’ to my girl today.. ya’ know how i said she’d smash ya?
She said, and I quote... ‘I’ll kick that faggots testicles until the fuckers fracture!’
And that made me smile, coz you’re a self-inflated fuckwit
My missus is a loyal chick..unlike the sluts you fuck with..
This mother fucker sucks dick like a pervert’s vacuum cleaner
I told this cunt to bring it..he performed the Macarena
I guess you had to be there, take my word, the cunt is toy
A ‘has been’, ‘never-made-it-fucker’ unemployed..
Ya cum in boys ya gary prick, we’re made for girls ya dumb cunt
He’s doesn’t get a straight dick-faggot gets a sudden bum rush..
By chicks, the fucker’s untouched..and the fool is try’na troll me?
I’ll put this fruit beneath an orange tree like Bob Trimbole
[Edited on 14-6-2012 by Mec-Omega]
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Mec-Omega
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Nice verse mate. I merc'd you Rnd 3 though bruv. I def concede RD 2. Round 1 is a tough call. Good battlez!
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KenosisKink
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yeah man no worries. agree with you on round three.
get at me if you wanna go again, it's been a while. forgot how much fun it is haha.
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Quote: Originally posted by Mec-Omega  | This mother fucker sucks dick like a pervert’s vacuum cleaner
I told this cunt to bring it..he performed the Macarena
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flammable
S'why I fucked yo bitch!
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Mec-Omega
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@ Skope: Cheerz brutha
@Kink: We can go anothery if ya want champ. You def got some skill, but thats obviously nothin you need me to reinforced. You know you got some
talent. I appreciate the battles with the better emcees, as im a fuckin lazy cunt and it gives me the MO i need to write adeptly...Put ya next verse
up n i'll reply as soon as i can.
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KenosisKink
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Thanks for the compliment. I’ll try and keep girlfriend fucking and dick-size out of this one haha. No rush, I'm pretty damn busy to be honest -
using this board to procrastinate. Look forward.
On the beat, you rhyme like a dime-whore — fluffing a queef
pursed-lips to a fucked-cunt — green stuff stuck to your teeth
based on your halitosis alone I concede my defeat
need to retreat to safe distance, man — your breath smells like feet
*takes Mec aside for private conversation*
‘I know it’s a delicate subject, but here’s a breath-mint, we square?
I’ll still battle you too dude, just from.... *points*.... way over there!’
and expose your weak heart like I’m meat-wrapped-in-meat
expose your need for a bath like you’re skeet-wrapped-in......‘sheeeeeeeit’ (Clay Davis)
we all know you started rapping to pay for hormone medicine:
facade of a man, caging a delicate feminine skeleton
so stay hidden till you find the balls to open the closet
using gary jokes to slay folks? look at you - that’s just ironic
never said I was a hard cunt....just that battling you makes me hard — cunt
and I just had to do it twice since I’ve already left you scarred once
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Mec-Omega
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hahaha...nice drop bro. Get back at cha soon!
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Mec-Omega
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Your first line made no sense at all- you’re swingin in the dark
And Manaz Illz can bring it blind, with sight ya vision’s half
Im fresh and clean like Listerine ya dirty fuckin outcast
They tried to bathe this bum but other bums said ‘not in our bath’
*takes Kenosis aside for a private conversation...
‘that smell you got wafting’s like parmesan cheese
Dunno if its harmful..but ya arse is diseased
I’d go see a doctor, and pardon me, please
but you can keep rhyming...just after we leave’
you’ll never develop the relevant elements..
dont fuck around cunt.. just act like ya celibate
i’ll stomp ya like an elephant in high-density steelies
My bite’s like twenty centipedes, inside ya Seeley
You rhyme it queerly, but ya nearly not a gronk cunt
Though cock cum’s been his diet since the faggot first got some
Im fly like Seth Brundle, that puts you underneath me
I’d self destruct before i let this fuckin cunt defeat me
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Bipola
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Guessing it's done at 4 rounds...
Good battle, props for keeping the board active with actual battles.... It didn't used to be like this haha.
Was feeling certain lines in every round from both but felt like Mec's were just more consistent overall, though KK had some really good shit as well,
and nice rhyme schemes for the most part too.
The lamb cull bar from Mec was probably my favourite of the battle, and overall his verses were more solid so +1 Mec, could see it going either way
though.
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WeeBee
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Bipola commenting on keeping the board active with actual battles
MFW>
Battles Bipola has started/participated in lately>
Amount of times Bipola has said "could see it going either way though"> 572,213,034
Just playing Bipola. Friendly banter.
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Great battle guys. Very hard to judge.
could see it going either way 
Very refreshing to see some very diverse styles kicking around.
First of all, I'm voting for Kink. I felt I got more of a grasp of the drama he was creating in his bars. I am a huge fan setting a scene and
dramatising.
Mec can with fire as always, and if we were voting on rhymes alone mec would have merked. Mek has stepped it up, ALOT.
Great battle guys.
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flowstradamus
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this was a tite battle, both very close in structure and skill... but im leaning more toward mec,slightly harder hitting disses, and flow was very
nice..but kk ,was dope in scheme as well...
+1 mec
[Edited on 17-6-2012 by flowstradamus]
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