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actually boxing on with your boss, colleagues?
i know its a dream for most but anyone ever done it, either in an organised bout or in the street? I'd like to share my joy with the Hat.
To tell the story, my boss is a quite successful professional who tends to agitate everyone around the office, belittle underlings, and habitually
line-step. Im pretty sure he is a sociopath. So anyway amongst his quirks is a need to beat anyone at anything, right? So when he hears that Ive done
a little bit of boxing (no toughguy here, he actually asked if i'd done any fighting) he wants to fight me. Several people heard him and as time has
transgressed the banter has become so direct that a fight date is set by our colleagues who are excited by the prospect. So to cut a long story short,
we box-on today at the local gym during work hours, it gets filmed by colleagues and he gets flogged to the point he throws in the towel in the second
round, including a sweet knockdown, and the video is now doing the rounds at the office, much to everyone's amusement. Fucking beautiful feeling i
tell yas. Highly recommended and the power-relation ship has now been reversed.
Anyone else punched on with colleagues, even just thrown a sanga at one during a public spotting? Do it.
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Now he will look for an opportunity to fuck you over in revenge.
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Now he will look for an opportunity to fuck you over in revenge.
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he is just the type to do so too. Fortunately it is my last week at this job and I have a better one lined up. He may fuck me over for a reference in
future, but it has been a beneficial trade-off. Sorted.
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any possibility of sharing this footage with the hat?
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negative. My boss is a lawyer
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actual cool story bro but VOIDH
"I had a 'youth worker' type once who told me to stop listening to rap because it would rot my brain and this is no word of a lie, he
is now a Woman. " Bunks, 2012.
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I was going to say 'start looking for a new job' but you've got that sorted already. Did you already post about this guy in the thread about horrible
bosses - did he claim to have invented some type of martial art or something? There were some real specimens in that thread
This situation is pretty much the definition of ownage but I suspect you know that and just posted this to gloat. Fuck I would, although my manager is
a 42 year old woman so less impressive if I kicked her ass.
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weeellllll i dunnoo
"I had a 'youth worker' type once who told me to stop listening to rap because it would rot my brain and this is no word of a lie, he
is now a Woman. " Bunks, 2012.
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she's Irish
so it would probably be 50/50 in a brawl tbh
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Quote: Originally posted by Ionjaw  | I was going to say 'start looking for a new job' but you've got that sorted already. Did you already post about this guy in the thread about horrible
bosses - did he claim to have invented some type of martial art or something? There were some real specimens in that thread
This situation is pretty much the definition of ownage but I suspect you know that and just posted this to gloat. Fuck I would, although my manager is
a 42 year old woman so less impressive if I kicked her ass. |
nah it wasnt me in that thread, but yes, this one is a specimen.
Also, yeah the OG post was gloat-heavy, i couldnt contain myself. Not sure if the Hat was the right place to bring it. The Hat likes violence against
authority figures, but probably dislikes gloatage. Surely violence against authority figures will prevail.
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well done iota, impressive effort... 
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I don't think you could over-gloat in this scenario.
What kind of boss challenges his employee to a fight. I mean seriously.
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^ lawyers, of course.
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thanks fellas. I'm standing on a mountain right now. Bit of a niche marketing trying to shop this around. I actually did hope for other stories
though..
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1. Are you able to post the video?
2. The story was good and needed to be told therefore the gloat factor does not matter.
3. Good job.
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I'm not sure why I did the number thing just now. Carry on.
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| Quote: Originally posted by iota |
thanks fellas. I'm standing on a mountain right now. Bit of a niche marketing trying to shop this around. I actually did hope for other stories
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you hoped other people would have similar (and truthful) stories of them beating the shit out of their boss?
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Well done op.
The only person I know to knock out their boss was a plasterer, and that turned out to be not overly cool.
He came to my house and kicked in the glass/ next day i made him pay for a new door.
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that question is now relevant. I spoke to my boss last night and he said I can put it on youtube. I do not know why he'd permit that so I just have to
get witnesses hearing him give me permission now, as he is a crafty fox who is well schooled in the art of war, and obviously law.
For those who would like to see it, I'll check back with you lot in a few weeks...
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| Quote: Originally posted by Ionjaw | | Quote: Originally posted by iota |
thanks fellas. I'm standing on a mountain right now. Bit of a niche marketing trying to shop this around. I actually did hope for other stories
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you hoped other people would have similar (and truthful) stories of them beating the shit out of their boss? |
yeah, or some sort of harm. Ie, a mate of mine once threw his boss off a barstool at a staff party and masked it with the pissed confusion of the
moment. I didnt think it was all that rare, especially amongst the young men of the streets who inhabit the Hat,..
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well I can't speak for anyone else but I would imagine that sort of thing (ie. physically attacking your boss) is really not that common, people tend
to want to keep their jobs or at least keep the money rolling in...I work from home anyway so only have several times a year where it would be
possible (admittedly at industry conferences and so forth where the booze is flowing so chances of said attack increase exponentially)
but I kind of feel that I should kick the shit out of my boss now, you've set a new benchmark here iota.
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i had a small altercation with a senior colleague about 2-3 years ago, who was throwing his weight around while he was new in the office, and tried to
blame me for something with some finger pointing while i was seated, so i stood up and grabbed his finger like a vice, while this fool was wiggling
his arm around trying to get his digit back... fuck it was funny - so i gave his finger back to him, and told him i would break it next time.
what a shit story compared to iota's! haha
the best part was not talking to him for 2 years, giving him death stares whenever he was in my path, and just generally pretending he wasn't in the
office, while i called him a fuckwit openly, especially when he was in earshot. by the end of his stint, not a single fucking person could stand him
(he sleazed on the girls too), and the beauty was that i judged his shit character quicker than everyone. so, now i'm in the hiring and firing
business with the boss when we have an 11am coffee. sho nuff. good result from a tiny display of finger-point defence.
yeah, work rumbles are hard, but if you had sporting coaches/team mates, etc. then this thread would probably come alive!
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Mate of mine had a blue with an apprentice over workplace bullying.
Lunch time the next day the apprentice boiled a kettle then threw it all over him and bolted never to be heard of again.
Rah rah.
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