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Whilst working in a control room environment, One of the older operators used to try and get your attention by whistling and clicking his fingers at
people. You know the one, like you'd call a dog or a stray cat.
I wouldnt have a bar of it and told him I considered it rude, anyway other operators said don't worry it's just him yada yada, fuck that. Dude clicked
at me again a few shifts later, I threw a phone at him and told him to get the fuck out of my site.
Didn't lose my job, but was put on a different shift to him which sucked. Peak hour only makes me want to run into other cars.
But yeh. Still a shit story to iotas.
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gps
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Quote: Originally posted by Nugget  | Mate of mine had a blue with an apprentice over workplace bullying.
Lunch time the next day the apprentice boiled a kettle then threw it all over him and bolted never to be heard of again. |
Dialectrix?
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Honky
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| Quote: Originally posted by gps | Whilst working in a control room environment, One of the older operators used to try and get your attention by whistling and clicking his fingers at
people. You know the one, like you'd call a dog or a stray cat.
I wouldnt have a bar of it and told him I considered it rude, anyway other operators said don't worry it's just him yada yada, fuck that. Dude clicked
at me again a few shifts later, I threw a phone at him and told him to get the fuck out of my site.
Didn't lose my job, but was put on a different shift to him which sucked. Peak hour only makes me want to run into other cars.
But yeh. Still a shit story to iotas. |
Haha this sort of trivial petty bullshit causes many people to lose their jobs.
"I'm not fuckin' dog cunt, don't fuckin' whistle at me. Your a fuckwit, mate."
He came to my house and kicked in the glass/ next day i made him pay for a new door.
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RichieC
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| Quote: Originally posted by Nugget | Mate of mine had a blue with an apprentice over workplace bullying.
Lunch time the next day the apprentice boiled a kettle then threw it all over him and bolted never to be heard of again. |
this is pretty fucked, but still made me chuckle.
how was ya mate after it?
pretty big cunt move
BANOAW BANOAWWWW
BUNG SQUAD BITCH DROPPIN DOPE N FUNNY HIP HOP!
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iota
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[quote=2460556&tid=133239&author=Riot]1. Are you able to post the video?
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video is in edit but here's a couple of pics for the people as requested, for anyone who enjoys a bit of employer pain. The selection is admittedly
biassed
its a beautiful thing
night night mate
Gloatage, but this aint about me. It is about redemption, and I put these on here out of love for the Hat.
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MR. JACKS
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fucking awesome
"I had a 'youth worker' type once who told me to stop listening to rap because it would rot my brain and this is no word of a lie, he
is now a Woman. " Bunks, 2012.
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one-inch-punch
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That face.
Has dude mellowed out since the fight? Trying to work out if he's a good sport for doing it or if he genuinely thought he would win.
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HesGloomy
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ah hahahaaa
thread delivers
So: Gary, the Mona Lisa. This is trash.
TRASH. How many tigers or skulls are in this painting?
THE ANSWER IS ZERO, WHICH IS THE garyEST NUMBER OF SKULLS OR TIGERS YOU CAN HAVE IN A PAINTING.
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MR. JACKS
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according to original post, this guy is a habitual line-stepper so i think we need to enjoy the face
"I had a 'youth worker' type once who told me to stop listening to rap because it would rot my brain and this is no word of a lie, he
is now a Woman. " Bunks, 2012.
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iota
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| Quote: Originally posted by one-inch-punch | That face.
Has dude mellowed out since the fight? Trying to work out if he's a good sport for doing it or if he genuinely thought he would win.
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Nah he needed it. He has confided that it taught him a lesson about humility. That was yesetrday afternoon. 24 hours later he is starting to get a bit
cocky again, distorting the details of the fight and such. Narky as eff
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HesGloomy
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I'm going to suggest you print/photocopy that picture of his face
and slip it into all sorts of odd places that it will not be found till a few weeks/months after you leave
So: Gary, the Mona Lisa. This is trash.
TRASH. How many tigers or skulls are in this painting?
THE ANSWER IS ZERO, WHICH IS THE garyEST NUMBER OF SKULLS OR TIGERS YOU CAN HAVE IN A PAINTING.
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one-inch-punch
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outgoing mail
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iota
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| Quote: Originally posted by HesGloomy | I'm going to suggest you print/photocopy that picture of his face
and slip it into all sorts of odd places that it will not be found till a few weeks/months after you leave
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brilliant idea. I had already sent emails around to the office and continual PXTs to his phone, but this idea of yours is the gift that keeps giving.
Solid.
[Edited on 20-6-2012 by iota]
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My nephew Hermann Huxley III landed himself in a similar predicament last Autumn.
Hermann accidentally dropped three-quarters of a char-grilled Snapper through the open sunroof of a Lexus saloon owned by his company’s CEO, Vance
Veneer Snr.
When Veneer Snr. returned from a week-long tour of the company’s UPM (Ugandan Prosperity Mines), he swung open the driver door of the Lexus and
tripped on the stench.
It was so pungent it prompted vivid memories of his 7th birthday when Veneer Snr. arrived back at The Compound from a two-week Lego getaway to find
his mum blue-lipped and stiff, having 5 days earlier choked on a silver spoon.
A rage stirred inside Veneer Snr. and he “went all Vesuvius” on Hermann, raining fleshy blows upon his upper and lower face in a systematic
reorientation of his appearance.
Hermann, humiliated and infuriated after being pulped like paper, promptly resigned from his position as Senior Vice Assistant of Sanitation.
But, through a hybrid system of communication involving elements of E-mail, Morse Code and Yiddish, he brazenly demanded a rematch.
And so it began…
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OP delivers!
He came to my house and kicked in the glass/ next day i made him pay for a new door.
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iota
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OP? Funny you say that because a few of my mates nicknamed me Opie, as in Sons of Anarchy. I think its a beard and oval-shaped head thing. Though I'm
sure you mean OP as an acronym for something else...
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Nugget
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| Quote: Originally posted by RichieC | | Quote: Originally posted by Nugget | Mate of mine had a blue with an apprentice over workplace bullying.
Lunch time the next day the apprentice boiled a kettle then threw it all over him and bolted never to be heard of again. |
this is pretty fucked, but still made me chuckle.
how was ya mate after it?
pretty big cunt move |
Scarred his arm.
Rah rah.
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Ionjaw
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| Quote: Originally posted by iota |
OP? Funny you say that because a few of my mates nicknamed me Opie, as in Sons of Anarchy. I think its a beard and oval-shaped head thing. Though I'm
sure you mean OP as an acronym for something else... |
original poster
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BillyOne
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Haha fuck, I'm so glad I checked back in on this thread! Nice work iotalad.
[quote][i]Originally posted by ClosedSession[/i]
When I was younger I would always make someone else press the crossing button at lights, cause i was sure people had rubbed their penis on it the
night before[/quote]
http://soundcloud.com/billyonemusic
facebook.com/billybeemusic
triplejunearthed.com.au/billyb
http://billybee.bandcamp.com/album/billmatic-2012 (Free download)
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Mackula
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iota - exceptional gloatage - this is the new standard...
the first pic = he doesn't want to be there anymore, and he's calling for his mummy (in his head)...
and was the last pic the TKO?
D O T H E M A T H
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PhayceNawth
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Haha that first photo you can see the "what the fuck have I just done?" look in his eyes.
Gold
[quote][i]Originally posted by straws[/i]
my mate started a lettuce fanpage that has a reasonably large following.[/quote]
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Mackula
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calling Sean Penn - where are you? 
D O T H E M A T H
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ChanceWaters
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Imagine if Pantrydweller came through with the goods on the same level as iota has here. I'd quit TV.
www.chancewaters.com
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iota
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the last pic was the knockdown that was the result of the 3rd pic. Chin music. The groan after taking the hit was so gutteral. Just lovely. To his
credit, he got up eventually and wore about five or six more nice ones until bitching out about 30 seconds into the 2nd round, talking about his wife
would kill him for the shiners that would show up. Shell of a man; so debased
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