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... if your girlfriend makes you pie, you should eat a slice with a smile. Pie is expensive and complicated, if it is offered for free you should
gratefully and diligently ram your dick in it because it might not be so readily available tomorrow night...
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I understand what you're saying, but I think one slice is great, two, three, four is fantastic... but soon enough you're gonna be like "This is to
much pie, I don't even want any pie anymore.. ALL I WANT IS CUSTARD FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHERE'S THE FUCKING
CUSTARD????????????"
Custard is a clever antidote for *my* sperm pulsating like ribbons of angel webs into the heavens. Sliding over the pie-tin like willow-o whisps
tiptoeing on the strands of time.
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[Edited on 24-5-2013 by Rum Belly]
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Nerje
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Gross.
That was a metaphor for last night's chicken parmy erupting indiscriminately out of the wrong orifice, caking upon the monitor and keyboard like dried
sewage on a nightclub stall door.
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Rum Belly
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haha.
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| Quote: Originally posted by Nerje | Gross.
That was a metaphor for last night's chicken parmy erupting indiscriminately out of the wrong orifice, caking upon the monitor and keyboard like dried
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like there is a correct orifice for a parmy to erupt indiscriminately out of
So: Gary, the Mona Lisa. This is trash.
TRASH. How many tigers or skulls are in this painting?
THE ANSWER IS ZERO, WHICH IS THE garyEST NUMBER OF SKULLS OR TIGERS YOU CAN HAVE IN A PAINTING.
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I thought the picture was pretty yucky, but these metaphors are probably worse.
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Nerje
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Not even close
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Quoting so it appears on the 2nd page too. Just when you thought you had gotten away from it.
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Nerje
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FUCK YOU CUNT
of all the things the hat could ruin, I didn't think it would be my cock.
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Rum Belly
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If you HAD to fuck one.... ....which one would you choose?
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Myself
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Rum Belly
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Juggalette or Peaches? Caarn?
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Fuck you cunts
[Edited on 24/5/13 by Nerje]
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Close my eyes and let them sort it out between themselves.
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I'd choose the middle one. Doggy. But I'd need smoking hot twin asian fluffers to keep me going.
Why are their guts so hairy? Is that hair, veins or cellulite?
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What about if you could swap body parts between them to create the lesser of three evils???
What combination would you choose?
I'd have to say Juggalette's body with peaches face.
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not only is there that picture in this thread but now certain members are throwing around the word 'parmy' as well
i think we need this thread locked, deleted and entirely forgotten about
"I had a 'youth worker' type once who told me to stop listening to rap because it would rot my brain and this is no word of a lie, he
is now a Woman. " Bunks, 2012.
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Nerje
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Too little too late jacks
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